cockpuke 

When a dude shoves his dong so far down your throat that you upchuck your meal of curried cayenne-peppered goat into your gullet right on his tonsil-jabber. Thus creating cockpuke.

(Happily munching) Mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmehah asfhchchae raaaaaaaaaahfda -- fuck dude, cockpuke! (Spitup swallowed) You totally stabbed my trachea. (Gulp)

You blew chunks on my babystick, bro. Cockpuke's burning my hole.

cockpuke by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 28, 2007

cockpuke 

n. Synonym of Semen or Cum. Can be used for many sayings. Just replace the word Semen, Cum, or Yogurt.

"Shut the fuck up Joe you pile of Cockpuke!"
"Dude, you know how much Cockpuke that bitch stores in her stomach?"
"I would rather drink a warm bucket of Cockpuke."

cockpuke by AK November 10, 2004

cockpuke 

stuff that comes out of your cock

Eat my cockpuke.
Don't choke on my cockpuke.

cockpuke by mebhoopz September 30, 2006

Cocksuker's Doormat

A thin shaved goatee and moustache.

John jizzed and covered Mark's Cocksuker's Doormat in spunk.

Cocksuker's Doormat by Lord of the Ring December 19, 2006

cock puke 

The same thing as (jizz), (cum) or (cock snot). Cock puke is usually refered to in order to gross out a chick.

"Gimme head bitch, and let me cock puke on your face", or "Swallow that cock puke, bitch!"

cock puke by The Roast September 20, 2008

Cock Puke Mcspankies

A place you go where your hungry and high as fuck and you just want to fuck some nasty hookers with STDs.

Hey dude, I have to take a shit, and after I do that let's go to Cock Puke Mcspankies and get trashed and eat pizza. Bitch.

Cock Puke Mcspankies by Butthole farts June 24, 2011

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