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COCKWASHER 

Someone who washes cocks with their mouth after or before it's dirty or to get what they want
there are lots of cock washers that will wash anyone's cock if it needs a good or bad washing most females talk shit after cocking cock we call these types cockwashers getting head and getting a cock washing at the sametime
COCKWASHER by Our adventures November 1, 2020

cockpushups 

Its were u fuckin lay down flat on the ground and then u let ur boner lift u up off the ground
Ive been doin cockpushups
cockpushups by Chris B. February 3, 2005

cockbuster 

The BETTER name for all Blockbuster stores.
Cockbuster tried to scam me into paying $30 dollars for a video I returned and they didn't scan in.
cockbuster by AubreyA October 5, 2006

Cockwasher 

Ones dirty cock sucking mouth
Shut your fucking Cockwasher
Cockwasher by 6Kes9 January 11, 2009

cockduster 

a feeble attempt at a moustache, usually by the pubescent, which would perhaps be more apt at lightly tickling the penis in a homosexual act rather than acting as a moustache
"have you seen the cockduster that newspaper boy has been sporting recently?"
cockduster by chris wal January 11, 2008

Cockpumper 

Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure.
He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya!

He's either horse-hung or a cockpumper.
Cockpumper by Tigerdave October 26, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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