When a male and female are engaged in sexual intercourse and going at it full pelt the males penis accidently slips out but in the heat of the moment goes for an instant re-dock but instead misses the target thus causeing a painfull and instant deformation of the penis in a buckling manner.
hey tom i was going at it hammer n tongs with this tart that i picked up whilst out on the raz last night but about half way through my chubby popped out and the bitch sat right on top of my dick and she gave me a right buckle cock.
Derogatory phrased used to described something of little value. Especially when the aforementioned item has been touted highly or oversold by the person talking about the item.
Salesman: This Lincoln Navigator costs fifty-five thousand dollars.
YoungRapper: Get that bucket of cock out of my face and show me an Escalade.
a word used to describe an asshole/bastard or a lump on your dick.....or an expression used when just fucked something up.....Ah Cocknuckles
example# 1: Johnny get over here and stop playing with your cocknuckle you stupid african american. FUCK YOU YOU CHINK ASSHOLE WUNG HANG!
example# 2:stop mocking officer shitfingerz you homotransparent retard rapsit. ABSOLUTLUTELY NOT you stupid fucklock....how bout you suck my cocknuckles
A Cocknuckle is just how it sounds, they are a person who is a big cock and there as thick as a knuckle. They are the ultimatetool, a cocknuckle is colloquially referred to as a “Lachy”.
An example of a cocknuckle or “lachy” behavior: say your have recently found a slight bump in one of your breasts and you go to your friend for some comfort and support, they reply with something along the lines of “yeah my grandmother died of cancer”, the friend who you seeked support from just made you feel much worse than you already had.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.