cocknuckles

a word used to describe an asshole/bastard or a lump on your dick.....or an expression used when just fucked something up.....Ah Cocknuckles

example# 1: Johnny get over here and stop playing with your cocknuckle you stupid african american. FUCK YOU YOU CHINK ASSHOLE WUNG HANG!

example# 2:stop mocking officer shitfingerz you homotransparent retard rapsit. ABSOLUTLUTELY NOT you stupid fucklock....how bout you suck my cocknuckles

by white_boy_who_likes_rap December 6, 2006

cocknockled

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005

cockknuckle

The bend in a bent cock often from a previous injury due to a flaccid member being forced into an overweight woman

That Swampdonkey was so heavy she snapped his cock and how he's got a cockknuckle

by MadazaBadja November 18, 2007

Cocksuckler

A narcissistic gay man who probably likes steampunk shit and most definitely enjoys S&M.

I played golf with a cocksuckler once and I regret my whole life.

by you're dumb lol November 16, 2022

cocknuckle

A Cocknuckle is just how it sounds, they are a person who is a big cock and there as thick as a knuckle. They are the ultimate tool, a cocknuckle is colloquially referred to as a “Lachy”.

An example of a cocknuckle or “lachy” behavior: say your have recently found a slight bump in one of your breasts and you go to your friend for some comfort and support, they reply with something along the lines of “yeah my grandmother died of cancer”, the friend who you seeked support from just made you feel much worse than you already had.

by Gods July 6, 2007

cocksuckle

When someone mumbles . at the same time sounds like they have their mouth just a little bit too full.

What's that I can't hear you cocksuckle?

by Wirthman86 March 4, 2018

cockknuckle

I recall a certain Dr. who taught radiology. He used the Socratic method. He would show us an X-Ray and select a student to identify it. One day he put up the soft-tissue X-Ray of the human penis. Superimposed upon that penis was a phalange (a finger). The woman he called upon was clearly unprepared and stuttered, then uttered the words... "Isn't that a penis bone?" Difficult to believe she was going to become a doc! LMAO Needless to say, if we have a penis BONE, we have a penis JOINT. Therefore, et ergo sum...... the penis must have a 'hinge' and a knuckle! Since this allows the penis to move UP or DOWN... anything that moves up or down may, in theory, be a cockknuckle.....

Someone's mood..... "Gosh, that woman can turn on a dime, one minute she's nice, the next minute she's a bitch!" What a cockknuckle!

by tinkertoyjosh March 25, 2010