A dire medical situation in which a male human has BROKEN his erect penis.
Although the penis is not really a bone - it only feels that way 90% of the time! - it can still be broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a door).
Often, there is an audible "cracking" sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. And, like a broken bone, the fractured penis needs to be "set" as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.
A broken penis is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklecock (screaming in pain, penis misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then I implore you to stop reading this and seek professional medical assistance immediately.
Although the penis is not really a bone - it only feels that way 90% of the time! - it can still be broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a door).
Often, there is an audible "cracking" sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. And, like a broken bone, the fractured penis needs to be "set" as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.
A broken penis is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklecock (screaming in pain, penis misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then I implore you to stop reading this and seek professional medical assistance immediately.
I fell out of bed last night and got bucklecock! When I wouldn't quit screaming, my girlfriend taped a tennis ball in my mouth and drove me to the emergency room, where everyone laughed at me while I laid under a table, whimpering.
by cathodeRay March 14, 2008
Get the bucklecock mug.1)Condition created from the consumption of excess alcohol resulting in temporary impotence.
2)Condition created from seeing extremely fat or ugly women resulting in temporary impotence.
2)Condition created from seeing extremely fat or ugly women resulting in temporary impotence.
by Remover October 3, 2003
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by Mar Happy August 26, 2013
Get the bundlecock mug.A mythical form of transport, which can only be piloted by lads after a few cheeky beers. Often 'pilots' do not remember the experience. It describes the feeling of alcohol fuelled invincibility.
Leonardo DaVinci piloted the bucklecopter at the weekend- what a hero.
Eddie Murphy wasn't up for piloting the bucklecopter at the weekend- shit lad
Eddie Murphy wasn't up for piloting the bucklecopter at the weekend- shit lad
by deferrersbanter December 4, 2010
Get the bucklecopter mug.When a man gets an erection in an uncomfortable public area and must tuck his penis into the buckle of his belt as to not allow others to see his excitement.
"hey dude look at those hot chicks"
(your wiener starts to rise, and you realize your grandma is across the room)
"dude I'm buckletuckin'!"
(your wiener starts to rise, and you realize your grandma is across the room)
"dude I'm buckletuckin'!"
by kalytie July 26, 2009
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"That train totally bucklefucked that car!"
"That train totally bucklefucked that car!"
by Simplicity Lost August 12, 2009
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