your mom is

the most versatile and most dangerous phrase

boy a: yo! your mom is gay

boy b: hey man not cool

by yeet man 09670760760876 March 12, 2021

your mom

The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.

1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!

2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom

3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.

by That ballin' kid January 10, 2007

your mom

My answer to everything.

Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

your mom

what you say to anyone who is insulting you, or if you just want to make them mad.

guy 1: you're gay.
guy 2: your mom's gay.
guy 1: dude, that doesn't make sense.
guy 2: your mom doesn't make sense.
OHH BURNN!

by chicken flavored rice May 16, 2008

Your Mom

Why you should listen to the teacher in class.

(teacher finishes lecture)
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.

Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!

by Nytesdawn October 30, 2012

your mom

When inserted into a generic sentence, this is guaranteed to add a hearty portion of sexual innuendo.

1. Nerd: "Stop, you guys!"
Jock: "That's not what your mom said last night!"

2. Repairman: "The TV needs to be turned on first."
You: "I think your mom needs to be turned on first."

by Derrick March 4, 2005

your mom

what u say in responce to any question

your mom : so what did u do today?
you : your mom

jen: so what r we doin 2day in french?
me: your mom!

by your mom March 30, 2003