clumplet

A small clump of substance

Mark: Look at this clumplet of dried sand

Dave: Wow how could I eat it?

by Ah_the_element_of_surprise November 1, 2021

Cumpleted

When you are fully depleted of semen.

Joe performed fellatio on Gino until he was cumpleted.

by urdadsbussy69 March 30, 2022

Chumplet

a person, animal, or thing that is plump and cute... often used in reference to babies

Awww, that toad's a chumplet.

by LBE May 14, 2006

cumpletion

When a male or female attempts to reach full orgasm and succeeds.

John failed to help Morgan reach a good cumpletion in bed.

by SexyMinimalist7 November 20, 2017

Crumplet

A smaller than average Crumpet.

Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!

by Rodney Bruce October 10, 2009

clumpet

when the gut hangs over the girls vagina in the lower abdominal region.

-hey Dave, did you see that chicks clumpet?

by manick pauldakes June 23, 2010

Cumplete Nightmare

This one is a nightmare bro, don’t want this to happen to you bruh. Anyway, this starts off by you choking your chicken until you excrete ur man juice onto a soft tissue. You then go to dispose of said rag, but you trip over a foreign object bc it is dark af and 2am. Your cum rag splashes everywhere, including on your face. What else could go wrong?? Well.. Your mom, startled, scurries into the room to check if you are okay and she too becums covered in goo. This is a cumplete nightmare.

Miguel: Hey guy, have any plans for the weekend?

Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.

Miguel: What happened?

Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...

by Stoney69 February 27, 2020