clumpet 

when the gut hangs over the girls vagina in the lower abdominal region.

-hey Dave, did you see that chicks clumpet?

clumpet by manick pauldakes June 23, 2010

clumpet 

Yer mea

Yer mea is a clumpet

clumpet by Dbdudjdkdndmdjdjd July 25, 2021

crumpet party 

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

crumpet party by userbits March 7, 2010

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

crumpetsnatch

A dry vagina.

"Yeah, boi, bet your girl got a crumpetsnatch."

crumpetsnatch by quirkycrumpetsnatcher March 9, 2017

Bloody Crumpet 

1. The rest of the members of the asylum. Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets.

2. A strumpet or slut.

3. A Cuss word.

1.) Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets are my favorite band ever.

2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!

3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!

Bloody Crumpet by Tria O'Three February 22, 2010

that’s SO Clampett 

A phrase used to disparage something, usually something very déclassé that someone wears or the manner in which a person has decorated their home, taken from the popular sixties’ TV show, “The Beverly Hillbillies” which featured the endlessly low-brow nouveau riche hicks, the Clampett family.

Oh my, that’s SO Clampett; look at this horrifyingly backward, bumpkin decor!

that’s SO Clampett by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021