Crumplet

A smaller than average Crumpet.

Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!

by Rodney Bruce October 10, 2009

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a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).

"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"

by w2454 October 17, 2008

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The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

by userbits March 7, 2010

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A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a crumpler.

by thecrumpler July 2, 2006

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paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004

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