Crumpet

A common term used for a toilet brush cleaner. England. Noun.

There is a huge shit in the toilet. Where is the crumpet?!

by pea123456 February 6, 2013

Crumpet

Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.

Mei's sucha helpful crumpet she can grease my frying pan to fry eggs.

by FannyMay August 29, 2009

Crumpet

A person who is'nt very smart. With a brain like a crumpet, full of holes.

I asked that bloke for a hammer and he gave me a screwdriver, 'What a crumpet!'

by Loopt March 2, 2017

Crumpet

Slang for Vagina, Nothing To Do With The Actual Shape Or Structure Of 'It' But A Crude(r) Way Of Saying It. . .

'' Yo Man She Had One Tite Crumpet!''

(After Sex, Man Annouces)
''Maaan! Best Crumpet I Ever Had''

by jordita October 22, 2007

Crumpet

Vagina, pussy, minge.

Lets go butter some crumpets lads.

by JOE B SPECIAL May 26, 2009

Crumpet

little round bits of fyeness

Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!

by The One Guy October 11, 2007

Crumpet

Crumpet is the "polite way" of saying the word Cunt. Usually not heard within civilized conversation.

Therefor the word crumpet is heavily used by middle and upper class society members, especially with the younger generations. The word crumpet can easily be heard in schools around the western suburbs of Sydney, were lads are prevalent and the word cunt is used by those dirty lads.

1) lad: oi cunt come 'ere!
Alex to friend: that lad is such a crumpet
2) alex to keiran: Lauren likes her crumpet dripping with honey

keiran to alex: that's why I'm a bee keeper!

by Therealman445 June 28, 2010