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crumpet party
The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.
"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
crumpet party by userbits March 7, 2010
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Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.
Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
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Bloody Crumpet
1. The rest of the members of the asylum. Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets.
2. A strumpet or slut.
3. A Cuss word.
2. A strumpet or slut.
3. A Cuss word.
1.) Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets are my favorite band ever.
2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!
3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!
2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!
3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!
Bloody Crumpet by Tria O'Three February 22, 2010