clownish

something or someone stupid or retarded.

mike was extremely clownish at the concert because he puked all over the place.

by mikef August 13, 2006

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck

The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019

Clownfished

Clownfishing: (Clownfished) When a man gets tricked or catfished by a woman wearing so much makeup that she looks nothing like her real face. Literally wearing as much makeup as a clown.

I thought I met the perfect girl last night, but after she came out of the shower this morning I realized I've been clownfished.

by KingMultiGenre June 4, 2021

clownfish

(of an already-dominant person) To submit to a more dominant person in a relationship, most commonly used in the context of a person becoming a malewife to support their girlboss.

"I saw this pretty girl at school today. She's super tall and hot, I'd absolutely clownfish for her."

by Pspspsps (x4) December 14, 2021

clownshoes

An insult inferring that the reciever is a walking joke, including their actions, habits, appearance, and ultimitly, their existance.

You have no room to talk, clownshoes.

I ran into this guy who was the biggest pair of clownshoes I've ever seen.

"So you had sex with a girl named Clownface? What does that make you, Clownshoes?"
-Tucker Max from his Maxim Radio show.

by Jailhouse August 23, 2006

CLOWNISM

Clownism denotes the action of practice of clown-like behavior. Brought into use by IG Mama, this word defines all person engaging in clown-like behavior as clownism. It is not limited to that but also depicts funny hypocrites.

1: Did you see what Mario did? That was clownism for sure fam!

2: These diaspora clowns are getting out of control! They are in some deep clownism.

by PullUpToMiBumpa October 26, 2019

clownshoe

n.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.

synonyms: idiot, imbecile, cretin, dumbass, asshat, retard

Stop hitting yourself in the head, you clownshoe.

The world is full of clownshoes.

by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003