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clownfister 

–noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.
I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.
clownfister by driftin306 August 1, 2010

Clownstitute 

This girl was clearly a clownstitute. Her makeup screamed clown and her skirt screamed hooker.
Clownstitute by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010
A derogatory term used to refer to drum and bass, in the jump-up genre, that has an extremely simple bassline, and a swingbeat that sounds similar to a typical circus march.

Noisia, Tech Itch, Evol Intent and Photek are NOT Clownstep. They are actually the antithesis of Clownstep.
The best example of Clownstep would be Shimon and Andy C's Body Rock. Or Dillinja's Twist em out.
Clownstep by Alex1134 February 16, 2013

CLOWNISM 

Clownism denotes the action of practice of clown-like behavior. Brought into use by IG Mama, this word defines all person engaging in clown-like behavior as clownism. It is not limited to that but also depicts funny hypocrites.
1: Did you see what Mario did? That was clownism for sure fam!

2: These diaspora clowns are getting out of control! They are in some deep clownism.
CLOWNISM by PullUpToMiBumpa October 26, 2019

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck
The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

clownstomp

To utterly humiliate someone and insult him/her (calling him/her a clown) at the same time. This is a variation of the word curbstomp but is slightly more humorous.

Alternative definitions may say that the victim was humiliated so badly it is as if he was stomped on using clown shoes.
Ashlee Simpson got clownstomped by her band on SNL.
clownstomp by samnite July 25, 2008