20 definitions by Justclowntingz

Eskimo step-siblings

When you and a buddy wank off to the same person. Derived from Eskimo siblings.

Brian and I are Eskimo step-siblings through Michael from HR

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Judge Judy

A term for a verbal degradation kink; When one is sexually aroused by being verbally abused by their partner. It may also be applied to specific role-play situations.

1. I’m such a Judge Judy, I love talking shit in bed.
2. Michael Judge Judy’d me last night and it was kind of hot

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Lady of the Café

A low-grade female gold digger who exploits dates for meals. Is known to say “chivalry is dead” whenever confronted. Derived from the euphemism “Lady of the Night”, which means prostitute.

Tanya is a Lady of the Café. She’s had seven dates this week, and it’s Thursday.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Plug fever

The irresistible urge to stick things in your butt.

There is an epidemic of Plug Fever among gay teens in the US.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Onision

A child groomer

Onision is a child groomer

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Hallopeen

A term for roleplay sex involving men, a portmanteau of Halloween and peen.

Michael gave me Hallopeen last night. It was amazing.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Herpegonosyphilaids

The place-holder name for the unknown STI you got first semester of college, derived from a portmanteau of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS.

My herpegonosyphilaids is really acting up but the free clinic doesn’t open until Friday

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020