Justclowntingz's definitions

Stuffing season

When you go on a seasonally-induced bottoming rampage. Ferived from “cuffing season”.

I’m having major plug fever, it must be stuffing season

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Schrödinger’s baby

When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later

Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

spontaneous gay abortion

The process of accidentally leaking splooge from one’s anus after receiving gay anal intercourse, particularly after a larger encounter.

After a long night of fornicating with the boys, I fell asleep before using the bathroom and had a spontaneous gay abortion in my sleep and woke up to a nasty surprise

by Justclowntingz January 2, 2023

Bloomer

Former Hippies who are indeed still hip (derived from Boomer + Flower child)

I was expecting Jimmy’s grandpa to be as pretentious as the rest of his family, but turns out he’s a Bloomer!

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Lady of the Café

A low-grade female gold digger who exploits dates for meals. Is known to say “chivalry is dead” whenever confronted. Derived from the euphemism “Lady of the Night”, which means prostitute.

Tanya is a Lady of the Café. She’s had seven dates this week, and it’s Thursday.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Herpegonosyphilaids

The place-holder name for the unknown STI you got first semester of college, derived from a portmanteau of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS.

My herpegonosyphilaids is really acting up but the free clinic doesn’t open until Friday

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Onision

A child groomer

Onision is a child groomer

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020