Zamboner

The act of using your erect penis to spread your jizz across a person’s body, in a similar fashion to the eponymously trademarked ice-rink cleaning invention by Frank Zamboni

Tony gave me a zamboner last night. It took me hours to clean everything off

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Student loans

The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context

Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Useful idiot

A term specific to Washington D.C. for “voters”

Boomers are such useful idiots

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Stuffing season

When you go on a seasonally-induced bottoming rampage. Ferived from “cuffing season”.

I’m having major plug fever, it must be stuffing season

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Herpegonosyphilaids

The place-holder name for the unknown STI you got first semester of college, derived from a portmanteau of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS.

My herpegonosyphilaids is really acting up but the free clinic doesn’t open until Friday

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Crap smear

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.

I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Bloomer

Former Hippies who are indeed still hip (derived from Boomer + Flower child)

I was expecting Jimmy’s grandpa to be as pretentious as the rest of his family, but turns out he’s a Bloomer!

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020