Justclowntingz's definitions

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck

The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019

Tingz

Degeneration of “things,” but is generally used to describe a mood, situation, or event. Popularized by the Nicki Minaj song “Barbie Tingz” off of the album Queen

“I just cut my bangs down to my scalp. Crack-head tingz!”

by Justclowntingz April 16, 2020

Student loans

The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context

Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Bloomer

Former Hippies who are indeed still hip (derived from Boomer + Flower child)

I was expecting Jimmy’s grandpa to be as pretentious as the rest of his family, but turns out he’s a Bloomer!

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Zamboner

The act of using your erect penis to spread your jizz across a person’s body, in a similar fashion to the eponymously trademarked ice-rink cleaning invention by Frank Zamboni

Tony gave me a zamboner last night. It took me hours to clean everything off

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Shelter-in-place

A government-funded sexual rekindling retreat for your parents

It’s week three of shelter-in-place and I can’t get the smell of my parents’ lube out of the furniture

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.

Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020