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spontaneous gay abortion

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The process of accidentally leaking splooge from one’s anus after receiving gay anal intercourse, particularly after a larger encounter.
After a long night of fornicating with the boys, I fell asleep before using the bathroom and had a spontaneous gay abortion in my sleep and woke up to a nasty surprise
by Justclowntingz January 2, 2023
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Student loans

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The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context
Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Bloomer

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Former Hippies who are indeed still hip (derived from Boomer + Flower child)
I was expecting Jimmy’s grandpa to be as pretentious as the rest of his family, but turns out he’s a Bloomer!
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Zamboner

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The act of using your erect penis to spread your jizz across a person’s body, in a similar fashion to the eponymously trademarked ice-rink cleaning invention by Frank Zamboni
Tony gave me a zamboner last night. It took me hours to clean everything off
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Shelter-in-place

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A government-funded sexual rekindling retreat for your parents
It’s week three of shelter-in-place and I can’t get the smell of my parents’ lube out of the furniture
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Social dick-sucking

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Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.
Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Crap smear

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The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.
I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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