Clownfished

Clownfishing: (Clownfished) When a man gets tricked or catfished by a woman wearing so much makeup that she looks nothing like her real face. Literally wearing as much makeup as a clown.

I thought I met the perfect girl last night, but after she came out of the shower this morning I realized I've been clownfished.

by KingMultiGenre June 4, 2021

clownfished

When a fat ugly girl keeps texting you and you give her all your friends numbers so she leaves you alone

"He keeps giving me his friends numbers, I hope im not getting clownfished"

by OG Bobby Johnson NIGGA February 27, 2014

Clownfished

When an online account poses as a fellow clown to talk to other clowns, but turns out to be a normal weirdo with a clown fetish.

Figgy: "So I thought he was a professional clown looking to mentor me, but he was really just trying to get me to take off my clown shoes and see my feet"

Lulu: "ahh dude it sounds like you got clownfished"

by FiggyLuLu July 10, 2023

clownfister

–noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.

I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.

by driftin306 August 1, 2010

Confished

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.

That confished me.

by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017

clownfish

(of an already-dominant person) To submit to a more dominant person in a relationship, most commonly used in the context of a person becoming a malewife to support their girlboss.

"I saw this pretty girl at school today. She's super tall and hot, I'd absolutely clownfish for her."

by Pspspsps (x4) December 14, 2021

clownfish

Someone who is a joke, or silly.

Tim is a clownfish for overusing 'clownfish'.

by dec0de July 17, 2006