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CLOWNISM 

Clownism denotes the action of practice of clown-like behavior. Brought into use by IG Mama, this word defines all person engaging in clown-like behavior as clownism. It is not limited to that but also depicts funny hypocrites.
1: Did you see what Mario did? That was clownism for sure fam!

2: These diaspora clowns are getting out of control! They are in some deep clownism.
CLOWNISM by PullUpToMiBumpa October 26, 2019
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Clownism 

Political Ideology following the traits and beliefs of clowns. Clownism promotes cars with doors that fall off and a large production of custard pies as well as big red noses and silly clothes.
Clownism isnt respected and isnt adopted by any country except there has been talk of all the worlds clowns uniting together and taking over Ohio in the U.S. they will take Ohio, rename it JOKEHIO and make its leader Bippo the Clown supreme lord.
"One Nation, One People, One Supreme Clown"
"Clowns of the world unite under Bippo"
"No Clown will let the enemy set foot in Jokehio!"
Clownism by Adam Clarke August 12, 2004

Clownism 

1. Jackassery generally associated with consumption of large amounts of alcohol. Usually involves more than one person acting foolish in the same manner as a circus clown would but to a much higher degree. 2. Saying stupid things after drinking too much that others laugh at one about.
1. Look at the way he is acting, his clownism is ridiculous!

2. Did you hear what she just said!? That was a clownism for sure!
Clownism by Skinard July 1, 2010

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck
The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

clownish 

something or someone stupid or retarded.
mike was extremely clownish at the concert because he puked all over the place.
clownish by mikef August 13, 2006

Clownist 

"Hey, Clown! Juggle some pins and get hit by them!"
"Gerald, I would like to inform you that what you just said is Clownist"
Clownist by Swap_ June 6, 2022

Clownizm 

Clownizm (Clown-izm) Clowning or making fun of ones self or people while believing the opposite- Clownizm is a lack of knowledge and self-awareness manifested into the subconscious embracement and glorification of ones own misery. Clownizm is also a form of submission, or giving up the fight/battle due to the hard work and dedication it takes to truly become purpose driven and successful in life.
Clownizm (Clown-izm) Clowning or making fun of ones self or people while believing the opposite- Clownizm is a lack of knowledge and self-awareness manifested into the subconscious embracement and glorification of ones own misery. Clownizm

(Example) "Yea n***a, im real n***a, what, I love this street shit" -To be a real n***a and love the streets as self proclaimed would also mean you love the following. Do you love poverty in your community? Do you love the killing of your own people in your own backyard? Do you love the death/murder of your close friends and family members? Do you love welfare and your mothers financial struggles? do you love having no ownership of property or equity for your kids future and so on? You see, you can love and respect where you come from and rep it without falling into clownizm. -TJ Griffin
Clownizm by TGriff October 17, 2017
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