Clownship 

Clownship means friendship, but for toxic friendship. When you see two toxic people friends with each other, you call it clownship. It can also be used for other relationships, regardless. If a toxic relationship is toxic, you call it clownship u.u

Miko: tomie you f*clung suck! You don’t respect my boundaries!! Low life

Tomie: so do you! You low life wuss

Luna: now that’s whatchu call a clownship…

Miko: *won’t stop hitting nano*
Nano: it’s okay, she’s my friend

Luna: … that’s clownship

Clownship by Luffymeat September 23, 2021

clownsident 

When a clown becomes president of any business, organization of nation.

Did you hear about the new clownsident that moved into the oval office?

clownsident by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

Clownchup 

Ketchup on a clown.
Or new brand of ketchup with a clown on it.

(i.e the clown was sparyed with ketchup thus becoming clownchupped)

Clownchup by Namino May 8, 2007

Clownstitute 

Half clown half prostitute

This girl was clearly a clownstitute. Her makeup screamed clown and her skirt screamed hooker.

Clownstitute by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010

clownshoes 

An insult inferring that the reciever is a walking joke, including their actions, habits, appearance, and ultimitly, their existance.

You have no room to talk, clownshoes.

I ran into this guy who was the biggest pair of clownshoes I've ever seen.

"So you had sex with a girl named Clownface? What does that make you, Clownshoes?"
-Tucker Max from his Maxim Radio show.

clownshoes by Jailhouse August 23, 2006

Clownstep

A derogatory term used to refer to drum and bass, in the jump-up genre, that has an extremely simple bassline, and a swingbeat that sounds similar to a typical circus march.

Noisia, Tech Itch, Evol Intent and Photek are NOT Clownstep. They are actually the antithesis of Clownstep.

The best example of Clownstep would be Shimon and Andy C's Body Rock. Or Dillinja's Twist em out.

Clownstep by Alex1134 February 16, 2013

clownshoe 

n.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.

synonyms: idiot, imbecile, cretin, dumbass, asshat, retard

Stop hitting yourself in the head, you clownshoe.

The world is full of clownshoes.

clownshoe by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003