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counter-clockwise
Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.
*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*
counter-clockwise by zanhoshi October 9, 2009
Related Words
closewise • Clockwise • clokwise • closefisted • Closeline Laugh • Closelish • closetier • closetist • closetive • Closetwish
Closeyism
A well known phrase or saying which is accidentally mis-quoted (fairly close to the original) with comedy consequences.
Examples of Closeyisms:
I feel as rough as the hills!
Wow, you really bit the nail on the head.
I'll go fetch the porno, it's up the apples and stairs.
I feel as rough as the hills!
Wow, you really bit the nail on the head.
I'll go fetch the porno, it's up the apples and stairs.
Closeyism by Famous Jim June 3, 2013
Anti-clockwise
The way of left handed people. The opposite direction to how the little ticky things go on your spiderman themed wristwatch.
Many things go anti-clockwise, however to list them would make the world implode.
Many things go anti-clockwise, however to list them would make the world implode.
Craig: "That girl was seriously hot! It's a shame that she walks around that lamp post in an anti-clockwise fashion."
David: "To be fair.. she is left handed."
Craig: "Urgh..."
David: "To be fair.. she is left handed."
Craig: "Urgh..."
Anti-clockwise by Jeffrey Douglas February 10, 2007
Closetwish
A person who wishes to be in a small space all the time, like a closet. This person is not gay, just crap. Closely associated with womb regret.
Closetwish by Smocko November 1, 2004
Anti Clockwise Licks
When the lubliest ting you ever seen gets a hold of stray cats for the moiniest licks you’ve ever seen tru god bless my nan
Anti Clockwise Licks by Lubliest licker October 6, 2020
counter clockwise umpa lumpa
when a 3ft tall migit stands benith you with your legs spred while she nibbles on your sphincter star, and grasping your scrotum and rotates it counter clockwise.
dam Bridget Powerz sucked the shit out of my sphincter last nigh shit just hasent been the same since then literaly.i got the counter clockwise umpa lumpa
counter clockwise umpa lumpa by gangstagrillz1 March 26, 2010
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