Closetwish 

A person who wishes to be in a small space all the time, like a closet. This person is not gay, just crap. Closely associated with womb regret.

"I'm so cold ... I wish I was in a nice, warm closet."

Closetwish by Smocko November 1, 2004

closetist 

Discrimination against closets.

Can’t even chill in a closet without someone asking why you in the closet.

Bro why are you sitting in a closet.
What’s wrong with me being in a closet, are you closetist.

closetist by Thatbih January 31, 2022

closewise 

standard direction for the action of tightening in a twist motion. Also, an alternate for "righty tighty, lefty loosy".

Your turning it wrong. Twist it closewise.

closewise by dowgee August 10, 2020

closetrush 

a person of the g,l,b,t. comunity that has grown tired of liveing in the closet and decide to come out like gang busters and thay try to make up for loast or wasted time.theese are usuially in thare late twentys or older.and have the additude of i dont want to wate and get to know someone first couse life is just too short, i want an instant relationship now.i derived this terlm from:just out of the closet and in a big rush.talk to one of theese guys for 10 minuts and thay are suddenly in love with you.

my buddy joe is suffering from closetrush,i wish he would slow down and take it a bit more easy before he winds up broken hearted or in love with a phycopath from hell,or worce yet gets that special little non disposeable gift that keeps on giveing.

closetrush by andy puckett April 5, 2008

Closelish 

Closelish is the word wich was born in a bored chatroom where two friends felt like making a sentence strange until it was "eng lish", "eng" in German means "close" and that´s how "closelish" was made.

"did you mean a bear?"
"no but your guess was closelish"

Or:
"Hey, can he talk in English?"
"not really, but it´s closelish"

Closelish by what am I doing here??? February 28, 2019