Smocko's definitions

calm down

No, really, that kid's not calm.

Park: Hey guys.
Duker: Dude, calm down.
Harry: This kid's not calm.

by Smocko March 15, 2005

fantod

An irritated state. When having a fantod, people talk faster and move their hands around more often then normal. Often happens to those who worry about college and/ or are doing too many extracuricular activities.

"Don't have a fantod...."

by Smocko November 6, 2004

Shithorse

Exclamation of dismay.

Mutton: Hoyt, it's leavin' time. We're twenty minutes late!
Trenchie: Shithorse!

by Smocko November 5, 2004

hi-larious

Actually it's not that funny.

A member of the ridonkulus family.

"Oh yeah? Well your mother's a whore!"
"Hi-larious"

by Smocko November 2, 2004

womb regret

Noun. The opposite of claustrophobia, one who likes to be in small spaces and stays in his room all the time. This person likes warm, comforting, familar spaces and wishes that he had stayed in the womb.

Closetwish is a very similar adjective.

Womb regret. How crap is that!

by Smocko November 1, 2004

Closetwish

A person who wishes to be in a small space all the time, like a closet. This person is not gay, just crap. Closely associated with womb regret.

"I'm so cold ... I wish I was in a nice, warm closet."

by Smocko November 1, 2004

lum

A small, sad lump.
(Just remove the 'p')

"What a pathetic little lump that is."
"No, that's a lum."

by Smocko October 28, 2004