hem

A shortened version of "ahem".

Nice, Jimmy Rollins is, hem, up... the Phillies are, hem, sure to tie the game.

by Smocko September 19, 2004

womb regret

Noun. The opposite of claustrophobia, one who likes to be in small spaces and stays in his room all the time. This person likes warm, comforting, familar spaces and wishes that he had stayed in the womb.

Closetwish is a very similar adjective.

Womb regret. How crap is that!

by Smocko November 02, 2004

hi-larious

Actually it's not that funny.

A member of the ridonkulus family.

"Oh yeah? Well your mother's a whore!"
"Hi-larious"

by Smocko November 03, 2004

Duker Toime

Of or realting to the time of duker, when he is over, or he is there. Often, duker is reluctant for Duker Toime see toime.

Duker toime!

Duker: It's not Duker Toime!!

by Smocko October 07, 2004

calm down

No, really, that kid's not calm.

Park: Hey guys.
Duker: Dude, calm down.
Harry: This kid's not calm.

by Smocko March 15, 2005

Closetwish

A person who wishes to be in a small space all the time, like a closet. This person is not gay, just crap. Closely associated with womb regret.

"I'm so cold ... I wish I was in a nice, warm closet."

by Smocko November 02, 2004

toime

Indicates that it is time for the group to act.

Should only be used when nessessary.

It's pissin' tiome!

Money tiome? I hate money tiome.

by Smocko August 11, 2004