lacon

A verb, the act of speaking laconically.

"Great job buddy" laconed the camp counselor.

by Smocko September 19, 2004

lum

A small, sad lump.
(Just remove the 'p')

"What a pathetic little lump that is."
"No, that's a lum."

by Smocko October 28, 2004

fantod

An irritated state. When having a fantod, people talk faster and move their hands around more often then normal. Often happens to those who worry about college and/ or are doing too many extracuricular activities.

"Don't have a fantod...."

by Smocko November 06, 2004

hi-larious

Actually it's not that funny.

A member of the ridonkulus family.

"Oh yeah? Well your mother's a whore!"
"Hi-larious"

by Smocko November 02, 2004

calm down

No, really, that kid's not calm.

Park: Hey guys.
Duker: Dude, calm down.
Harry: This kid's not calm.

by Smocko March 15, 2005

toime

Indicates that it is time for the group to act.

Should only be used when nessessary.

It's pissin' tiome!

Money tiome? I hate money tiome.

by Smocko August 11, 2004

womb regret

Noun. The opposite of claustrophobia, one who likes to be in small spaces and stays in his room all the time. This person likes warm, comforting, familar spaces and wishes that he had stayed in the womb.

Closetwish is a very similar adjective.

Womb regret. How crap is that!

by Smocko November 01, 2004