Smocko's definitions

toime

Indicates that it is time for the group to act.

Should only be used when nessessary.

It's pissin' tiome!

Money tiome? I hate money tiome.

by Smocko August 11, 2004

hem

A shortened version of "ahem".

Nice, Jimmy Rollins is, hem, up... the Phillies are, hem, sure to tie the game.

by Smocko September 18, 2004

lacon

A verb, the act of speaking laconically.

"Great job buddy" laconed the camp counselor.

by Smocko September 19, 2004

calm down

No, really, that kid's not calm.

Park: Hey guys.
Duker: Dude, calm down.
Harry: This kid's not calm.

by Smocko March 15, 2005

Poop Shoot

The opening at the lower end of the body, a meatus or canal, through which solid waste departs from the body.

see hilt, shank, stock, stub, tail, tip

Yeech! you hit me right in my poop shoot!

Fecal matter and whatnot is excretently exploding out of my poop shoot.

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by Smocko October 6, 2004

Duker Toime

Of or realting to the time of duker, when he is over, or he is there. Often, duker is reluctant for Duker Toime see toime.

Duker toime!

Duker: It's not Duker Toime!!

by Smocko October 6, 2004

look at the birds

1. Doesn't mean anything. Used to fill a gap in the conversation.
2. Expression of resignation, like a verbal shrug.
3. Observe them girl types.

1. (Pause)
Fredrick: Look at the birds
(Pause)
2. Chadworth: We're done for.
Marshall: Look at the birds.
3. Stines: Look at the birds.
Jobsman: Noice!

by Smocko October 10, 2004