13 definitions by Smocko

Actually it's not that funny.

A member of the ridonkulus family.
"Oh yeah? Well your mother's a whore!"
"Hi-larious"
by Smocko November 3, 2004
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Park: Hey guys.
Duker: Dude, calm down.
Harry: This kid's not calm.
by Smocko March 15, 2005
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The opening at the lower end of the body, a meatus or canal, through which solid waste departs from the body.

see hilt, shank, stock, stub, tail, tip
Yeech! you hit me right in my poop shoot!

Fecal matter and whatnot is excretently exploding out of my poop shoot.

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by Smocko October 7, 2004
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A small, sad lump.
(Just remove the 'p')
"What a pathetic little lump that is."
"No, that's a lum."
by Smocko October 28, 2004
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A person who wishes to be in a small space all the time, like a closet. This person is not gay, just crap. Closely associated with womb regret.
"I'm so cold ... I wish I was in a nice, warm closet."
by Smocko November 2, 2004
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Indicates that it is time for the group to act.

Should only be used when nessessary.
It's pissin' tiome!

Money tiome? I hate money tiome.
by Smocko August 11, 2004
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An irritated state. When having a fantod, people talk faster and move their hands around more often then normal. Often happens to those who worry about college and/ or are doing too many extracuricular activities.
"Don't have a fantod...."
by Smocko November 7, 2004
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