Closelish

Closelish is the word wich was born in a bored chatroom where two friends felt like making a sentence strange until it was "eng lish", "eng" in German means "close" and that´s how "closelish" was made.

"did you mean a bear?"
"no but your guess was closelish"

Or:
"Hey, can he talk in English?"
"not really, but it´s closelish"

by what am I doing here??? February 28, 2019

Closeyism

A well known phrase or saying which is accidentally mis-quoted (fairly close to the original) with comedy consequences.

Examples of Closeyisms:

I feel as rough as the hills!

Wow, you really bit the nail on the head.

I'll go fetch the porno, it's up the apples and stairs.

by Famous Jim June 3, 2013

Closelining

v. (chiefly in football) Knock down (a runner) by placing one's outstretched arm in the runner's path at neck level. may knock you out

n. A rope or wire on which washed clothes are hung to dry

Note: Closelining can also be spelled "Clotheslining"

Yo, if you don't want to remember where you are, play with Eric; that kid's always closelining.

by WordsRCool December 6, 2011

Closetwish

A person who wishes to be in a small space all the time, like a closet. This person is not gay, just crap. Closely associated with womb regret.

"I'm so cold ... I wish I was in a nice, warm closet."

by Smocko November 1, 2004

closetist

Discrimination against closets.

Can’t even chill in a closet without someone asking why you in the closet.

Bro why are you sitting in a closet.
What’s wrong with me being in a closet, are you closetist.

by Thatbih January 31, 2022

closewise

standard direction for the action of tightening in a twist motion. Also, an alternate for "righty tighty, lefty loosy".

Your turning it wrong. Twist it closewise.

by dowgee August 10, 2020

Closeline Laugh

Closeline laughing occurs when you start laughing hysterically in a high pitched tone and then randomly dropping a couple octaves (think squirrel laugh to lumberjack laugh in a matter of seconds!). The promiscuous lady, from The Notebook, does this after watching street lights change, like the adventurous southern girl she is.

Jane ran merrily along giggling, until she ran into a low tree branch, causing her to closeline laugh and lose all her friends for sounding like a dike.

by HappyF$&!ingGilmore September 1, 2012