closetist 

Discrimination against closets.

Can’t even chill in a closet without someone asking why you in the closet.

Bro why are you sitting in a closet.
What’s wrong with me being in a closet, are you closetist.

closetist by Thatbih January 31, 2022

closest friend 

A person that cheers you up when you're down, stays by your side when the world leaves you, and do stupid crazy things with you. This person is your crying shoulder, your diary, and your comfort room.

May I have a picture with my closest friend? :)

closest friend by yrame September 10, 2012

Closest person to you 

The person who supports you throughout your life, your partner, a husband or wife, mother or father of your child .

Who is the closest person to you?

Closest person to you by Created from love February 11, 2019

closest friend 

Best friend

Out of 100 odd friends, Ramesh is closest friend of mine.

closest friend by Rajesh Haldar April 17, 2016

Clomeister

Basically she isnt the smartest person in the world

eats rocks gifted to her on Valentine’s Day by her es teacher )is also madly in love with her earth science teacher) (May or May not have a name that starts with “W” ends with “S” and in the middle there is an “E”

Clomeister-*walks in eating rock*
Wes-I see you enjoyed my Valentine's day gift" *Wes continues to flirt*
Alec-*makes fun of people for no reason*
Sammy-"PANGEA"
Jason-"May i-"
Wes- "Go ahead"*marks Jason absent*
*Announcements*
Wes-"were gonna get right into class today so no silent reading"
Everyone-(quietly)"pls no extra earth science)
Wes-you fans of quantum physics will know that Isaac Newton did stuff"
Everyone-"..."
Louie-*cricket cricket*
Jason-*walks in to see that he missed 3 pages of notes*
Wes-"moving on!"(over energetic)"what's wrong with this picture? There's a rock layer missing!"
Alec-"Cloe ate it"
Clomeister- I only eat rocks from my wes"
Alec-"you eat more than that from him..."
Wes-*pretends to be confused*
Peter-"Wait, what is cloe eating?"
Bridget-"you don't wanna know"

Clomeister by Cactusfanatic February 20, 2019

Closeyism 

A well known phrase or saying which is accidentally mis-quoted (fairly close to the original) with comedy consequences.

Examples of Closeyisms:

I feel as rough as the hills!

Wow, you really bit the nail on the head.

I'll go fetch the porno, it's up the apples and stairs.

Closeyism by Famous Jim June 3, 2013

closest friend 

Someone you is not your boyfriend or girlfriend but someone who lifts you up. They are probably more then a friend, but less than a boyfriend or girlfriend.

My closest friend asked if she could help me with my homework.

closest friend by BlastGhost20115 July 16, 2016