closetive 

Means a real quite ass bitch

That bitch is really closetive.

closetive by Trox2142 June 27, 2014

Closedverse Dramatica

An attempt to cash in on the Encyclopedia Dramatica craze of the late 2010s, where everyone and their grandma tried to get a page because they assumed that it was all in good fun when in reality the website served as a fanfiction archive for Gnarly's weird writing.

It fails to catch the charm the original Dramatica had, instead of satire and clever humor, it's just paragraphs of Gnarly's fanfics on people he doesn't like, often reusing the same slurs over and over ad nauseam, as if anyone over the age of 13 would be convinced or entertained by his hate boner slander.

Needless to say, none of the information on that site is even remotely accurate to reality.

Devin: Hey Stoney, Gnarly wrote a Closedverse Dramatica page on you.
Stoney: Wow. Gnarly sure has an active imagination.

Closedverse Dramatica by Opa Opa June 24, 2023

closedverse 

A gay social media site based on Miiverse that started as a parody of Openverse. It's only purpose is to show that you shouldn't put thousands of fed-up teenagers onto a website and let 10% of them be admins.

Oh Closedverse? That website goes down twice a day!

closedverse by OrphanedPixel February 15, 2018

closeteer 

One who acts gay, dresses gay, and/or engages in any type of obvious faggotry or blatant homosexuality but frustratingly will not come out of the closet. The opposite of a slysexual.

I swear I literally overheard Sean and his girlfriends talking about their girls night out last weekend" and he STILL says hes not gay. what a closeteer!

closeteer by TyCoLicious January 23, 2011

Closedverse 

A failed Miiverse clone website that shut down many times, finally coming to an end in 2021. Many equally lowbrow clones popped in its place, yet none of them have reached the same notoriety or even lasted as long.

The site consisted of mainly children or manchildren, 10% of which were admins, often banning or deleting whatever they wanted on a whim.

The main community, the general community, would always have drama almost every single day, usually a user feigning depression, being a meanie weenie to someone, or sometimes something serious like pedophilia accusations (most of which were unfounded or a knee jerk reaction to something minor.)

Also Stoney is the best user on there and this totally isn't him writing this after living his best life and getting a wife and possibly a kid soon ;3

"I'm going on Closedverse"
"Be careful, man, Gnarly might infect you with his virgin status"
"Relax, man, it's Closedverse not Cedar."

Closedverse by Opa Opa February 23, 2023

closeting 

The act of a guy and a girl going into a closet at their friend's house, in order to get away from the sounds of their other friends getting busy on the futon in the living room. The guy and the girl in the closet then get busy themselves.

Dude, we were closeting to get away from the sound of the two of them dry humping

closeting by Cause of closeting October 11, 2010

ClosetFoe 

The people who smile to one's face while repeatedly driving an invisible knife into the back(s) of one, or multiple people.

You: "Hey girl, what's up? How have you been?"

ClosetFoe: "totally awesome! I really miss you!"

You: " well, that's nice. We should get together and hang out."

*brief intermission as your phone call or text ends, while another begins with somebody else*

ClosetFoe: "like OMG... you'll never guess who I was just talking to! Guess what I found out??! That b***h brushed her hair!!!.... I know, right?! I know it's not much, but we can make it work!"

YOU: lollollolloll!!!!!

ClosetFoe:

ClosetFoe by Laughing so hard November 23, 2011