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A well known phrase or saying which is accidentally mis-quoted (fairly close to the original) with comedy consequences.
Examples of Closeyisms:

I feel as rough as the hills!

Wow, you really bit the nail on the head.

I'll go fetch the porno, it's up the apples and stairs.
by Famous Jim June 03, 2013
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