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Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies 

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

chuck your muck

to shoot ones load, to spaff ones wad, when ones cock does crow, when excrete ones man juices.

to chuck ones muck.
i was ragging this bird... and she was so tight... if u did her, you'd chuck your muck all over her face...

Chuck your Muck

A term most commonly used in a childhood nursery rhyme "don't chuck your Muck in my backyard, my backyard, my backyard. Don't chuck your Muck in my backyard, my backyards full." They are saying that life has already shat on them quite enough, there is enough they are already dealing with so don't add to the mess we already have.

This person is usually visibly showing they are upset in some form, of anger, sadness, hurt, stress etc. and need to release that emotional discomfort. They just feel Mucky.

Common to use during conversation with someone complaining of all their problems.

Sam says, The bills are just stressing him out, and did I tell you The rent went up!! And the cheeseburgers are $10 a person now! What are they thinking?!

Mike replies, "bummer, aw man, but I'm having a great day, Don't Chuck your Muck this way. Suzy, she will listen to you if you need to talk it out."

This term can also mean quite literally someone is getting rid of their unwanted belongings secretly putting them in their neighbors yard.

Timothy tells his wife, "this old chair is garbage, it has got to go! I'll just Chuck My Muck over to Nikkis side yard. She never checks that side of her place, so she will never know."

Patty, Timothy's wife "okay Timmy bear, but I wouldn't be Chucking Your Muck over there before 10pm. I wonder where other people chuck their muck?"
Dad, I can't get my time on the computer because my little brother is always on playing WOW. My laptop is broken and I need some new shoes too. My feet have been bulging through the sides of these ones and my toes are purple by the end of everyday.

Natalie, hunny, I love you very much but I'm not the best with all the muck, but your mother, bless her soul is. Go ahead into the kitchen, she's making dinner and now is the perfect time to chuck your Muck.

Angry son comes into living room and looks at his father and screams, okay dad! It's time to take this outside, you have moved my favorite collection for the last time! Angry son huffing and puffing, I will Chuck you in your Muck so hard!

Dad smiles and replies, "i didn't move those, it was your mother. She's been Chucking Muck around the house all day. I love you buddy!"

Angry son, "Mom!"

We all have Mucky days.
Chuck your Muck by The_Skyeacorn August 25, 2022

chuckfucker 

a choo-choo train of men taking it analy starting with one man who sucks the first man's who-who-dilly
"that dude is such a chuckfucker"
"I seriously saw him doing the locomotion with dicks and asses"
chuckfucker by Scotty McFly November 23, 2004

chuckbucket 

Something nausea inducing, especially a rollercoaster famous for making people throw up.
"I just rode Vortex at King's Island - What a chuckbucket!"
chuckbucket by SaraBellum1976 August 21, 2003

Chuckfucked 

To have you ass handed to you by Chuck.

Who is Chuck?

Chuck is a metaphor for all the people in your life that you think you have under your control. Then, when you least expect it, BAM!! You get chuckfucked, leaving you confused, embarrassed, and slightly in awe of the power that just got released upon you.
Man, my boss just got Chuckfucked in that conference call!
Chuckfucked by RT120 September 24, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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