A variation of a ninja fuck but with Chuck Norris. When a man is screwing a broad and stops, steps to the side, and roundhouses an oversized dildo directly into her anus, much like a hammer hitting a nail.
When you Chuck fuck, scream "This Is Sparta!" at the top of your lungs.
by Lukania December 8, 2008
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A line that was just recently put in a rap battle of Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris on youtube. This means being all-powerful and indestructible.
Guy 1: "I just shot you in the heart, why didn't you die?"

Guy 2:"CUZ I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!"
by Chuck Norris88 December 10, 2010
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The act of throwing up while fucking a fat women.
Fat-women: If you do ill give you big bucks.
Guy: I guess, if i get good money.

Guy: Sick. BARF!!!

Fat-women: why do guys always up-chuck fuck me!
by asdf10 June 8, 2009
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Ryan, i'm going to Chuck Fucking Lidell you.
What does that even mean?!
It means to Haymaker someone in the TAINT!
by Bro Zone Honoree July 1, 2009
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A pearly-white intimacy lotion often liberally supplied to the uppermost regions of ladies in German arthouse films. It remains stored in the nutsack until required by the upright expulsion medium, known as the knob.
Miffy: "Oh Constance, the whole town is saying I trysted with Lord Whitesonly. But we have never been anything other than completely discreet.""
Constance: "Sadly, m'lady, that's less than true. For it has to be said the strings of fuck chuck adorning m'lady's chinular region have been swaying in the breeze for all and yonder to admire for twainscore and an eternity."
by Mr Marky January 31, 2008
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Same Definition as Chuckle Fuck.
Someone who continously laughs at their own jokes or is just completely idiotic.
<Bill stands by laughing at a lame joke he just told to a group of fellows>
Tim, the caustic "you better sound intelligent or I'm going to jam my foot up your ass" guy the group turns to him and says,"You stupid, bloody fuck chuck! Shut your gaping trap!"
by ATLMK July 14, 2006
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butt-fuck chuck; a person acting as a fag homo or otherwise,leading you to believe that they enjoy recieving anal sex from other males
andrew: dude i want that in pink that would b fabulous!
mike: hey listen to butt-fuck chuck over here, "i want it in pink"...fag
by funnyman09 December 3, 2006
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