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A term given to that dry tight shitty feeling in the back of the throat usually after a hefty session on the beer.
Fuck me, i've got a Throat Like A Cat's Ass
by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019
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The best place for a shit at work, usually the disabled toilet.
Bobby: Dave, I'm turtle heading! I'm off to the Throne Room to squeeze this bad boy out.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
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A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls
Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water
Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice
by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019
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Credit: South Park

Blaming a Spooky Ghost after getting caught blowing your load over yourself whilst watching Brazilian Fart Porn.
Randy: It was a Spooky Ghost
by Greg_the_Smeg February 19, 2019
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