60 definitions by Greg_the_Smeg

Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts

Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party

by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

A term given to that dry tight shitty feeling in the back of the throat usually after a hefty session on the beer.

Fuck me, i've got a Throat Like A Cat's Ass

by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019

The best place for a shit at work, usually the disabled toilet.

Bobby: Dave, I'm turtle heading! I'm off to the Throne Room to squeeze this bad boy out.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water

Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice

by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

Credit: South Park

Blaming a Spooky Ghost after getting caught blowing your load over yourself whilst watching Brazilian Fart Porn.

Randy: It was a Spooky Ghost

by Greg_the_Smeg February 19, 2019