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colorado cropduster 

Colorado is known for its ascending ski lifts, but the Colorado Cropduster is a special treat that can be given on any crowded public escalator: all you need is a healthy fart and a crowded escalator. The gift-giver gets on the escalator and while walking up it, lets out a steamy fart for the unassuming people behind him. The fart and the smell ascends with the gift giver and all of those behind him have to walk up and through the smell as it slowly hovers and ascends to the top. Even those who are not walking up the escalator and are just stationary still have to toil through the smell as they slowly ascend to the top.
Dude, I rode the subway to work today and pulled a Colorado Cropduster as I ascended up the exit escalator. The smell hovered and at least 20 people had to walk through it to get to where they were going. How about that for a special morning treat!
colorado cropduster by Stagmen November 3, 2017

coronausterity 

Tightening one's belt as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic. A portmanteau pronounced coron-austerity (from Corona - the colloquial term for COVID-19 and the word austerity).
I was thinking of ordering takeaway for tea but decided against it. It's my last month on furlough before redundancy so I needed to take some coronausterity measures.

Columbian Cropduster 

When a person sprinkles cocaine on another person's butthole which is then expelled with a fart into the first person's face as they inhale. (Inspired by RL/BL)
The stripper said she would only do a Columbian Cropduster for $40 if she could take a line first.

chron duster 

One who drives in their car smoking exquisite marijuana with the windows up, otherwise known as "smoke boxing" until one reaches a preferable destination to exhaust the marijuana smoke out of the windows around unsuspecting people, rendering them second hand high.
When their joint was roached, The chron duster's noticed there was a school playground around the curve, they rolled down the window down and chron dusted the small children
chron duster by nitrovorce November 19, 2010

Cropduster

A sweet, better than angry birds, game for the iPhone.
Dude, I just spent the last 5 hours playing Cropduster on my iPhone.
Cropduster by WheresMyTruck July 30, 2011

Canadian Cropduster 

During cunnilingus, fingering will pump air into the vagina, allowing air to become trapped and subsequently released into the partners face, queefing onto said partners face.
Hey buddy, last night while making love to my woman, she gave me a Canadian Cropduster, guy.