Chronister

A person that is a tragedy in life; wife beater, cheater, looser. A deadbeat or a jail bird-bad news.

"Don't want to pull a Chronister considering I enjoy staying far away from a prison!"

"Oh that must be a Chronister since he /she couldn't even finish highschool properly."

Chronister by RedFox'81 February 19, 2010

Chiongster 

A chiongster is a person who aims to be the best at whatever they do. They always 'chiong' (speed/rush) to the finishing line, beating all their competitors to a pulp. These chiongsters tend to be nerdy.

The term chiongster can also refer to a person who loves the night life. In this case, the chiongster is a party animal who enjoys 'chionging' (partying).

S: Vivienne scored full marks on our last quiz.
K: What a chiongster!

I: I need a drink. Let's party!
S: I'm staying in. I'm a failed chiongster (party animal). I need to become a chiongster at the other end of the spectrum (nerd). Gonna hit the books!

Chiongster by CHIONGSTERS October 2, 2010

Chonkster 

Usually used to describe a very fat/chonk animal

Me: Look at that chonkster!
Friend: Damn, he chonkey!

Chonkster by shraud June 14, 2021

Chongster 

has a great big massive cock

Wow vic has a chongster

Chongster by hooni morris July 14, 2020

Chronicler Effect

When one adopts the persona of having a crush on someone not available to them (usually because they are fictional or along-dead historical figures) for the sake of a joke for so long that one develops a legitimate crush on them.

Named after a member of a history-themed discord server who acted as a chronicler of all the events occurring (this happens to be me lol).

Chronicler: I say Anna Komnene my beloved, but is it sad that I think I legitimately have a bit of a crush on her now?

Sokrates: Same, I think I might have actually got the Chronicler Effect. I 've got an actual crush on Belisarius as well!

Chronicler Effect by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 January 20, 2023

Christer 

1. Christer(A-) (noun);

A common name in Scandinavia, Christer derives from the name Christ. Apart from being a popular name among religious fanatics, tv-ministers, and do-gooders etc. the name is also given to those who embodies the general perception of a genuinly awesome person. Synonyms include Chris, Christoffer, Barney and Superman.

2. Christer (adjective):

A superlative of awesome

3. Christer (-ing, -ed) (verb);

To radiate pure awesomeness to such an extent that it might be contagious.

Noun: Christer is legen - wait for it - dary!

Adjective: That beautiful and intelligent person is so christer.

Verb: He was christering in the VIP section of the club last night.

Christer by Dude, Awesome January 12, 2011

Christerpher 

a boy/man who is vv nice but when you get on his bad side... well to say the least, you don’t want to. he’s cute funny and a gentleman who treats women right. If you ever have a chris never lose him!💚

“Wow Christerpher is so nice!”
2- “ I know right!”

Christerpher by heishsosbjzjzkzbzjajsikwoqo December 6, 2019