schmedly's definitions

Columbian Cropduster

When a person sprinkles cocaine on another person's butthole which is then expelled with a fart into the first person's face as they inhale. (Inspired by RL/BL)

The stripper said she would only do a Columbian Cropduster for $40 if she could take a line first.

by schmedly June 22, 2010

Columbian Cat Sneeze

When a person sprinkles cocaine on a female's vagina which is then queefed into the first person's face as they inhale.

I think he caught herpes when he got that Columbian Cat Sneeze from the stripper.

by schmedly June 22, 2010