Colorado is known for its ascending ski lifts, but the
Colorado Cropduster is a special treat that can be given on any crowded public escalator: all you need is a healthy fart and a crowded escalator. The gift-giver gets on the escalator and while walking up it, lets out a steamy fart for the unassuming people behind him. The fart and the smell ascends with the gift giver and all of those behind him have to walk up and through the smell as it slowly hovers and ascends to the
top. Even those who are not walking up the escalator and are just stationary still have to toil through the smell as they slowly ascend to the
top.