choci

Chocolate, preferably Swiss.

Would you like some Choci darling?

by DJGreen October 27, 2020

Strawberry Choc dip

When you fuck her in the arse with her used tampon and dip it in her bloody pussy and then in her shitty arse on repeat until she comes

I was round at Susan's the other night and I gave her a strawberry choc dip 😋

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

CHOCH ROCKET

a choch rocket is a motorbike (crotch rocket) driven by a "bro" or anyone else who could be considered douchy

look at that metrosexual bro pullin a wheelie on his choch rocket. i hope he crashes.

by codeth 333 July 28, 2011

Chock-full

Full to capacity
Filled to the max
To the brim of capacity

After John goes to the mud room, it is chock-full of shit.

by Shanky81 August 1, 2014

Choch

a choch is synonymous to a douche bag and is defined as a male with spiked hair (usually blonde or bleached blonde), a fake tan and fake jewelry. In other words, a choch is totally fake.

A: That choch told me his name was Antonio Giovanni.

B: No man, that's not his real name! He just made that up that choch bag name to impress the ladies!

C: With a name like Antonio Giovanni you know he's a choch and full of $h*t!

by Antonio Giovanni da Choch! October 13, 2011

Choccy Slam

When aggressive anal penetration is performed whilst the partner has diarrhea

The wife had some bad chicken so I finally got to do the choccy slam

by SlamDaddy69 May 29, 2018

Choc-clit

Zone of arousal.

Believed to be located way up the batty pipe of all practitioners of the appaling pastime of shit-stabbing poovery.

‘After receiving his Olympic gold medal. Daley Tom’s choc-clit also received a tickle from his husband’s shit streaked prick. ‘Before being fisted beyond function’

by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021