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Covicide 

Refusing to follow the CDC's safety guidelines for protecting yourself against the Covide-19 virus.
I can't believe there are still people determined to commit Covicide by ignoring the safety guidelines by attending large gatherings unmasked!
Covicide by talk2me-JCH2 April 13, 2021
Marcus is about to commit cockicide on that fine piece of ass!!
Cockicide by McSeXLeR September 19, 2012

Coonicides

Coonicides is what has happened when one finds more than one raccoon dead in or alongside the road in close proximity to each other. In the springtime after giving birth to a litter of raccoon pups, the mother raccoon might commit coonicide after the father raccoon leaves the nest or den and goes to the ‘raccoon club’ with his pals. When young raccoons are old enough to walk, they might stay around the dead mother raccoon and absent-mindedly become victims themselves. When two or more raccoons commit coonicide, it is usually because of a domestic dispute that neither party can resolve. A coonicide or coonicides can actually be the result of horseplay where raccoon buddies will dare or challenge each other to wait until the last second to move out of the way of an approaching vehicle.
Why are all those raccon carcasses all over the road like that? Did you say 'coonicides'?
Coonicides by LongmeadowFarm March 3, 2010

choccie treats 

Small chocolate buttons, usually given to pets as a form of reward. Can also be given to small, but attractive men in the office when they sit underneath your desk.
Ohhh.... that AP temp. I just want him to sit under my desk so I can pet him and feed him choccie treats!

chochride 

noun: an orgasm. It can also just reffer to sex, or more commonly enjoyable sex. Comes from the word choch which simply means genitalia. Could also be used as an insult by itself. Usually not used in verb form.
1: I gave ur mom a chochride last night!!!!!

2: Daniel gave himself a chochride in the shower.

3: Jared gave Emily a chochride.

4: Duncan is such a chochride.
chochride by ridinwitdubs June 23, 2006

cockcident 

Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)
n.

a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.
Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"
cockcident by Mike Beach June 18, 2006
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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