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Covicide 

Refusing to follow the CDC's safety guidelines for protecting yourself against the Covide-19 virus.
I can't believe there are still people determined to commit Covicide by ignoring the safety guidelines by attending large gatherings unmasked!
Covicide by talk2me-JCH2 April 13, 2021
The process of killing something with your Penis.
Marcus is about to commit cockicide on that fine piece of ass!!
Cockicide by McSeXLeR September 19, 2012

Coonicides

Coonicides is what has happened when one finds more than one raccoon dead in or alongside the road in close proximity to each other. In the springtime after giving birth to a litter of raccoon pups, the mother raccoon might commit coonicide after the father raccoon leaves the nest or den and goes to the ‘raccoon club’ with his pals. When young raccoons are old enough to walk, they might stay around the dead mother raccoon and absent-mindedly become victims themselves. When two or more raccoons commit coonicide, it is usually because of a domestic dispute that neither party can resolve. A coonicide or coonicides can actually be the result of horseplay where raccoon buddies will dare or challenge each other to wait until the last second to move out of the way of an approaching vehicle.
Why are all those raccon carcasses all over the road like that? Did you say 'coonicides'?
Coonicides by LongmeadowFarm March 3, 2010

choccie treats 

Small chocolate buttons, usually given to pets as a form of reward. Can also be given to small, but attractive men in the office when they sit underneath your desk.
Ohhh.... that AP temp. I just want him to sit under my desk so I can pet him and feed him choccie treats!

chochride 

noun: an orgasm. It can also just reffer to sex, or more commonly enjoyable sex. Comes from the word choch which simply means genitalia. Could also be used as an insult by itself. Usually not used in verb form.
1: I gave ur mom a chochride last night!!!!!

2: Daniel gave himself a chochride in the shower.

3: Jared gave Emily a chochride.

4: Duncan is such a chochride.
chochride by ridinwitdubs June 23, 2006

cockcident 

Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)
n.

a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.
Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"
cockcident by Mike Beach June 18, 2006