Swiss

n., Swiss, THE: Known in some circles to refer to a person who is the absolute cool, often seen "hogging up all the awesome" leaving others with nothing but the crappy.

A direct opposite to previous definitions of "THE Swiss," experts still can't be sure which is more exact. It seems to change from day to day.
Man, the Swiss makes me wish he didn't exist; that way I wouldn't be forced to wish that I didn't exist.

Gee, I wish I was THE Swiss.
by Rude Dude December 26, 2003
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Swiss

to describe sb/sth really smart andhandy.
WOw! He's just Swiss!
by Anonymous August 08, 2003
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Swiss

Someone who is from the country of Switzerland. They can be either Swiss-German, Swiss-French or Swiss-Italian or just 'Swiss' because those are the main quarters in Switzerland. Swiss people, as a general rule, are kind and welcoming. They also really know their chocolate!
Amy: I'm so excited, that new foreign exchange student is coming today!
Mark: Oh, yeah? Where's she from?
Amy: She's Swiss.

Mark: Oh, she must be nice than.
by Swissgirl December 05, 2010
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A term used to describe a Hockey (inline or Ice) goaltender who can not stop the puck, so they are "swiss" like swiss cheese. To properly use this term you insert "swiss" as there middle name when reffering to them.
Greg "Swiss" marshall
by BGeezy29 March 24, 2011
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Another way to say very nice, origin from the retard Luke Mc Guire
Swiss, very nice
by Legandairy August 05, 2011
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A way to describe a person who is overly-afraid of personal or public confrontation with the direct goal of neutrality in all uncomfortable situations.

A person that is "Being Swiss," generally lets other people take advantage of them, wants everyone to like them, and is completely neutral in situations that don't warrant it, at the expense of their dignity, personal code of ethics, and others' respect.

Typical responses to perfectly acceptable instances of confrontation include:

1. "I'm over it."
2. "Hey...Each to his own."
3. "It's all good." (When they know it's not).
4. "I'm just sayin'.
--"Hey, man, that guy just totally pissed all over your car! You not gonna do nothin' about it?"

--"I'm over it, man. Each to his own." (shrugs/walks off)

--"Dude, why you gotta be all Swiss about it??"

--*no response in the effort to remain Swiss and to not appear as taking sides on the matter* (still walking away)

--"Man, you gotta stop being all SWISS about everything!!"

--"It's all good, bro." (still walking...)

--"Man..........<sigh>" (throwing up arms in disgust)
by sancho94 November 10, 2011
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Anything that is uber-cool, and generally noted as being cool without exception. Swiss folks have the best chocolate, knives, neutrality, etc. so anything that is "Swiss" is always to be lauded, appreciated, and generally known as amazing.
Your idea for the company prospectus is so much cooler than everyone else's, it's like fully Swiss!!
by SmileChurch February 23, 2011
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