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Chocie Magoo 

Pukka shell wearing Frat boys who act like you CAN handle their liquor. Yet the evidence is shown in the pictures of him pasted out puking, getting drawn on and what not.

Football D bag players who thinks they are the cat’s meow and are complete trash. Yet MONSTER SIZE EGO.

Men that think they know football but truly don’t. Sad don’t try you won’t succeed.

A jerk who balances women like it’s no one’s business, and when they get caught in the corner cowers like a pussy. Tries to lie but their way out of it. NO hope. You screwed up.

A idiot who thinks it ok to STILL thinks it’s ok to wear Hollister & Abercrombie when they are in there late twenty’s. Give up.

Two o’clock last call bar scum. Trying to attempt to find anyone that moves, it’s the normal pass time for them. No preferences what so ever.
SKETCH PEOPLE. <3
The list goes on but you get it…….
Dear Chocie Magoo’s bug off women DON’T want you around. You’re just an obnoxious task we have to deal with because you exist. THE END
Chocie Magoo's, MOST Frat Boys, Football Players, Cheaters, and Scummy people in general.
Chocie Magoo by A TOWN... U HIGH? September 13, 2011
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People's freedom of choices and voices act

A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court
Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"

Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."

salad choice 

A slang term for a job or the method someone makes their money.
Right now I got the green, and it's not just 'cause my salad choice.
salad choice by The Great Dark February 8, 2015

Tasty Choices 

The Domino's Pizza sign hung on a dorm room's doorknob to indicate that you do NOT want to enter: your roommate and his/her significant (or not) other are busy inside.
After my Chemistry pre-lab lecture, I went back to my dorm and...Tasty Choices was up. So I went to my friend's room.
Tasty Choices by LBorealis November 2, 2009
A chocken is like a chicken only mightier. They are large and strong with giant pectoral muscles, and feet with a hundred toes. They are a menace, and cannot be slayed by an ordinary human being. Only one with strength and courage, one who posesses the Sword of Truthiness, can slay a chocken.
All hail the glorious chocken!
Chocken by Chocken Slayer April 24, 2010
To be forced to take a lap around a parking lot, due to stupidity and conversations. Used during marching band activities. First used in the year 1994, Named after Kelly Choi a Band field major. Normally one to two laps around a parking lot approximately a total of 300 to 400 yards in length.
David Ing got choied, because he would not stop talking while the instructor was talking.
Choied by Garnet Valley October 12, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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