Cheesewhiz

To fart while taking a piss.

the dude at the urinal just made cheesewhiz

by mavros April 22, 2006

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Cheesewhiz

<noun> 1. one who know's a lot about cheese. 2. A devine food.

I'm using cheesewhiz in a sentence.

by Rufus Masterborne January 28, 2003

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Cheesewid Is one of the few beings in the multi-universe who does not have a copy of himself he is the only one who has the power to deflect uno reverse cards and he is the very Cheese of Cheese and should be feared by all others who think they are cheesey because they can't be nearly as cheesey as CHEESEWID. Cheesewid is someone who you will find very hard to find because if you look for him he will plague your underwear with old cheese smells and you cannot get any of da girls which will make you give up. If you locate the mighty cheesewid you will have to have some sort of repellent in order to survive or have a naturally built repellent such as baffoon. He is undefeatable. You will never win. The only way to rid this being is to offer all of your cheese you have ever owned. His good freinds are some of the great names as Jesus,Thanos,Baffoon,And Yeetus. He is a known being throughout the multiverse and many powerful figures such as The Avengers and DC and KFC. If Cheesewid gets bored and feels like punishing the vast multiverse with his cheesiness he will choose a random location and USE HIS CHEESE on them witch will cause the universe itself to shake. There is one location where Cheesewid lives and that location has become purely cheese and nothing else. Anyone who lives there has learned and adapted to survive with cheese. These people are also known as the Cheesewidians They are an extension of Cheesewid because they have become that. They are only loyal to CHEESEWID.

Oh No the Mighty Cheesewid is here! We must put on our baffoon repellent and give him all of our cheese!

by The Cheesewid prophet of Chees June 26, 2020

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