Cheesewhiz 

To fart while taking a piss.

the dude at the urinal just made cheesewhiz

Cheesewhiz by mavros April 22, 2006

Cheesewhiz 

<noun> 1. one who know's a lot about cheese. 2. A devine food.

I'm using cheesewhiz in a sentence.

Cheesewhiz by Rufus Masterborne January 28, 2003

cheesewid 

Cheesewid Is one of the few beings in the multi-universe who does not have a copy of himself he is the only one who has the power to deflect uno reverse cards and he is the very Cheese of Cheese and should be feared by all others who think they are cheesey because they can't be nearly as cheesey as CHEESEWID. Cheesewid is someone who you will find very hard to find because if you look for him he will plague your underwear with old cheese smells and you cannot get any of da girls which will make you give up. If you locate the mighty cheesewid you will have to have some sort of repellent in order to survive or have a naturally built repellent such as baffoon. He is undefeatable. You will never win. The only way to rid this being is to offer all of your cheese you have ever owned. His good freinds are some of the great names as Jesus,Thanos,Baffoon,And Yeetus. He is a known being throughout the multiverse and many powerful figures such as The Avengers and DC and KFC. If Cheesewid gets bored and feels like punishing the vast multiverse with his cheesiness he will choose a random location and USE HIS CHEESE on them witch will cause the universe itself to shake. There is one location where Cheesewid lives and that location has become purely cheese and nothing else. Anyone who lives there has learned and adapted to survive with cheese. These people are also known as the Cheesewidians They are an extension of Cheesewid because they have become that. They are only loyal to CHEESEWID.

Oh No the Mighty Cheesewid is here! We must put on our baffoon repellent and give him all of our cheese!

cheesewid by The Cheesewid prophet of Chees June 26, 2020

cheesewheel dick

When someone's dick is less than 5 inches in length. But more than 3 inches in Width.

Sarah:You should have seen the guy I was with last night.
Jackie:Why?
Sarah:I couldn't fit him in my mouth. He had a cheesewheel dick

cheesewheel dick by Ryne Saltsman December 15, 2007

cheeseshit 

that runny diarrhea you get after you smoke crack aka cheese

yo bra that crack was tight
but i ran out of toilet paper
cuz i was cheeseshitting all night
and now i'm addicted to crack and i can't escape 'er.

cheeseshit by realtalker23491 January 6, 2009

Cheesewright 

The last name for one badddass mother fucker, the cutest fucking english bro fo sho

also a crack dealer

Man! That guy is soooo Cheesewright???

Is that a good thing??

OF COURSE IT IS!

Cheesewright by steezycheesy May 1, 2009

Cheesewheel High 

The act of being high enough to eat an entire cheese wheel.

Dude... how high are you??

Bro... im cheesewheel high.

Cheesewheel High by thugnuggin August 31, 2011