Cheeswhiz

Cheeswhiz is what happens when your dick hole is so impacted with dick cheese that when you try to pee, your whiz sprays in unpredictable directions. Like a broken sprinkler head or split water pipe.

Floyd's wife, Mildred was quite pissed when she found that his Cheeswhiz had soaked the fresh roll of toilet paper and her new flower print shower curtain.

Oscar knew he was in for a real asswhoopin' when he noticed his cheeswhiz had just hit the big biker at the urinal next to him.

Cheeswhiz by Kobiashi Maru November 4, 2008

Cheeswhiz

Cheeswhiz is what happens when your dick hole is so impacted with dick cheese that when you try to pee, your whiz sprays in unpredictable directions. Like a broken sprinkler head or split water pipe.

Floyd's wife, Mildred was quite pissed when she found that his Cheeswhiz had soaked the fresh roll of toilet paper and her new flower print shower curtain.

Oscar knew he was in for a real asswhoopin' when he noticed his cheeswhiz had just hit the big biker at the urinal next to him.

Cheeswhiz by Kobiashi Maru November 4, 2008

Cheesewizz 

A slang term for pornography or 'porn'. Can be used to disguise embarrassment that can be evoked when saying "porn". However, not a very widespread term, however Cheeswizz is becoming more popular.

Co-incidentally, Cheesewizz is also an American dairy product. It consists of a cheesy spread, that can be used for sandwiches and dips etc. Retail price is roughly $5.00, quite a bargain.

Dude 1: "Jake, send me the cheesewizz."
Dude 2: "Ok then"

Dude 1: "Bro I just saw the new cheesewizz!"
Dude 2: "Oh sweet man, how is it?"

Dude 1: "Oh my days, Zach Best made a new cheesewizz!"
Dude 2: "Awesome!"

Cheesewizz by Solid Brickway December 31, 2009

cheesewhizzing

The act of taking laxatives and then pooping in your partner's mouth so hard that it sprays out of their nose.

person 1: hey I heard your new partner is into scat

person 2: yeah we are going to be cheesewhizzing tonight
person 1: that sounds like its going to be fun to clean up

cheesewhizzing by local trans woman July 3, 2022

Cheesewhiz 

To fart while taking a piss.

the dude at the urinal just made cheesewhiz

Cheesewhiz by mavros April 22, 2006

Cheesewhiz 

<noun> 1. one who know's a lot about cheese. 2. A devine food.

I'm using cheesewhiz in a sentence.

Cheesewhiz by Rufus Masterborne January 28, 2003

cheesewizler 

A cheesy, annoying guy.

"That cheesewizler is hitting on my friend."

cheesewizler by Nicemag November 22, 2006