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blob bullets

I shot blob bullets all over the fucking whores face.
Yeah baby
by mavros April 23, 2006
mugGet the blob bulletsmug.

Uranus

The Brown star located at the center of the "Ass" Constalation.
Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill"
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?
by mavros May 10, 2006
mugGet the Uranusmug.

Polaroid One-Step

That's what you get when you take the genes of a Polok, and the genes of a one- legged Mongoloid and merge them together.
" Oh shit Earny,that freekin' Polaroid One-step is raking leaves up in the tree.
(Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!
by mavros April 29, 2006
mugGet the Polaroid One-Stepmug.

belly bomb

Any type of food, (usualy like a big mac) that makes you sick!
Damn, I ate that belly bomb and it wants out faster than it went down!
by mavros May 5, 2006
mugGet the belly bombmug.

gladiator

A happy Roman. he was gladiator(glad-i-ater)
did ya hear about the happy roman?
he was gladiator
by mavros April 26, 2006
mugGet the gladiatormug.

boxed lunch

A cunt! Twat, 'jina, Hole, PussPuss
I'm going to Nancys and eat her boxed lunch @ the Y
by mavros April 26, 2006
mugGet the boxed lunchmug.

lets go walking

A fucking brainstorm that fatassed neighbors think up while sitting around eating Entenmans & Haagen Das and drinking diet coke (as if Diet Coke will keep the poor excuse for a brain thiking that she's on a true diet)and watching Jerry Springer, all the while she's still in her Fucking pajamas @ 4:00 in the afternoon.
Now, when they finaly get out of the un-maintaned house, they start flapping thier gums, bend the forearms at the elbows at a 45 degree angle (as if she's been doinh itall her life) and off they go!
This absolutely Fucking useless and moronic idea will last anywhere from 3 days to as much as a whole week before giving it up.
Bertha: "This cake would taste so much better if I could eat it off of Steve's(head of security on Jerry show) cock.
Marge: "oooohh, I know I know, but then your weight would go 610lbs. when 595lbs. looks great.
Bertha: "hey! I know... lets go walking."
Marge: (with the look of sheer terror on her face),she says "What for"?
by mavros April 29, 2006
mugGet the lets go walkingmug.

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