Pecker Checker

That Fucking Flaming, Faggot standing at the urinal next to you...
And he isn't even Pisssssssssing!!!
" I think that Pecker Checker wanted to be a Peter eater for a day"?
by mavros April 08, 2006
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Scranton

The dirtiest, most Faggiest,place i've ever had the DIS-pleasure to "visit"! I heard they were going to rename it
"Inceston", Scince 99.9% of the population is the result of inbreeding. Funny thing about Scranton... no dentists! At least I think there isn't, scince none of the "Scrantonions" have anymore than three (3) teeth in their blowholes! At least to live on "Strong Island" you need to have a good amount of CA$H, infact my toilet bowlcost more $ than any so called house in that shithole!
The town "motto" for Scranton is...
" Come to Scranton,the city where incest is best"!
by mavros April 14, 2006
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Uranus

The Brown star located at the center of the "Ass" Constalation.
Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill"
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?
by mavros April 27, 2006
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bum fights

Easy to start: 1.) Find a minimum of at least 2 Bums.
2.)Go tell Bum #1 that Bum #2 was the guy responsible for putting him on the street and that he stole the last little bit of Thunderbird, and his last cigarette filter, you know, the one that has 3 to 4 grains of tobacco on it.
3.)Sit back and watch the crust chip away as they come out swingin'.
Sometimes it'll work when you walk through Grand Central Station and drop a dollar in change in front of a gaggle of Bum.
I Got filthy when I started a couple of Bum Fights and their crust was flying!
by mavros April 11, 2006
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hiney lick manuver

What you need to do before you stuff the sluts toilet.
OOOUUUCCCHHH!!! "The bitch rubbed me raw,I knew I should have used the Hiney lick manuver!
by mavros April 08, 2006
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mahstourah

"Vrey Malaka... Thos taw Mahstourah ethou,
pios ise see? Bogart?
Translation: Hey jerkoff... Give me the marajuana,
Who are you? Bogart?
by mavros April 09, 2006
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buffing the helmet

Need I spell it out? Oh,... Allright.

SUCKING DICK!!!
What else?
As we drove through Manhattan, en-route to "Park-n-blow",
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.
by mavros April 17, 2006
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