mavros's definitions

skeeter bite

Very small titties. A bitch with a bra size of
one, negetive -A

" Hey, Stupid......
Better get some Band-Aids on them there Skeeter bites!

by mavros April 25, 2006

pigmy gumdrop

A very small but erect nipple on a huge tit.

Damn...check out the pigmy gumdrops on that biatch.

by mavros April 22, 2006

belly bomb

Any type of food, (usualy like a big mac) that makes you sick!

Damn, I ate that belly bomb and it wants out faster than it went down!

by mavros May 5, 2006

Polaroid One-Step

That's what you get when you take the genes of a Polok, and the genes of a one- legged Mongoloid and merge them together.

" Oh shit Earny,that freekin' Polaroid One-step is raking leaves up in the tree.
(Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!

by mavros April 29, 2006

farm boy

it's actualy called Doing the farm boy...
this is the act of pinching one nostrile closed and blowing wads of goo out the other and all over the floor.

"I hate my ex-wife so much,I did a farm boy all over her pillow".
(Great Idea? Rite guys?)

by mavros April 29, 2006

crick

the sound an oriental camera makes

Mr.wong said, "Rook diss ray prease," and the camera went "Crick"

by mavros April 22, 2006

diarrhea

To squirt liquid shit out the anal opening, usualy brought on by a recent trip to Taco bell, Mexico, McDonalds, Booger King; etc. etc.

"when you climb up a ladder and you hear something splatter, it's diarrhea! (Look out below)!

by mavros May 5, 2006