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Polaroid One-Step

That's what you get when you take the genes of a Polok, and the genes of a one- legged Mongoloid and merge them together.
" Oh shit Earny,that freekin' Polaroid One-step is raking leaves up in the tree.
(Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!
by mavros April 29, 2006
mugGet the Polaroid One-Stepmug.

belly bomb

Any type of food, (usualy like a big mac) that makes you sick!
Damn, I ate that belly bomb and it wants out faster than it went down!
by mavros May 5, 2006
mugGet the belly bombmug.

puff n stuff

To smoke while shoving your schlong into any orifice.
" C'mon man...are we leaving?"
"Yeah, i'm just finnishing up on a puff n stuff".
by mavros April 29, 2006
mugGet the puff n stuffmug.

George Glass

What's the matter, didn't anyone out there ever watch the
Brady Bunch? They were so "Groovy" & "Far-out"!
Anyway, in one episode, Jan (Eve Plumb), was envious of
Marsha,Marsha,Marsha, and all of her "Hunks" playing hide the sausage, meanwhile, she (Jan) wasn't very talented @ playing the "skin flute", So she create, (so to speak) An imaginary boyfriend named...
GEORGE GLASS
Jorje: Que passa my freng? Homes, that Jan is looking "Kaliente"
Pedro: Jew better chill Meng, ... You better not let George Glass hear you! I heard that he is one bad Gringo!
By the way, did you ever see him?
Jorje: Nah vatto, you?
Pedro: Nah, but I heard that he's so BAD... he can blow bubbles through bricks!!!
by mavros May 13, 2006
mugGet the George Glassmug.

lets go walking

A fucking brainstorm that fatassed neighbors think up while sitting around eating Entenmans & Haagen Das and drinking diet coke (as if Diet Coke will keep the poor excuse for a brain thiking that she's on a true diet)and watching Jerry Springer, all the while she's still in her Fucking pajamas @ 4:00 in the afternoon.
Now, when they finaly get out of the un-maintaned house, they start flapping thier gums, bend the forearms at the elbows at a 45 degree angle (as if she's been doinh itall her life) and off they go!
This absolutely Fucking useless and moronic idea will last anywhere from 3 days to as much as a whole week before giving it up.
Bertha: "This cake would taste so much better if I could eat it off of Steve's(head of security on Jerry show) cock.
Marge: "oooohh, I know I know, but then your weight would go 610lbs. when 595lbs. looks great.
Bertha: "hey! I know... lets go walking."
Marge: (with the look of sheer terror on her face),she says "What for"?
by mavros April 29, 2006
mugGet the lets go walkingmug.

gladiator

A happy Roman. he was gladiator(glad-i-ater)
did ya hear about the happy roman?
he was gladiator
by mavros April 26, 2006
mugGet the gladiatormug.

boxed lunch

A cunt! Twat, 'jina, Hole, PussPuss
I'm going to Nancys and eat her boxed lunch @ the Y
by mavros April 26, 2006
mugGet the boxed lunchmug.

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