mavros's definitions

numby

What you feel like aftewr smoking crack all night.

Look at me, I'm numby damnit!!!

by mavros April 23, 2006

Cheesewhiz

To fart while taking a piss.

the dude at the urinal just made cheesewhiz

by mavros April 22, 2006

url

The way a moron, Italian from old school Brooklyn says oil.

Uncle Vinny said " Duhhhhh... I'll check to see if there's enough url to burl a pot of water so I can clean the Turlit.... I just spewed all over the seat".

by mavros April 25, 2006

belly bomb

Any type of food, (usualy like a big mac) that makes you sick!

Damn, I ate that belly bomb and it wants out faster than it went down!

by mavros May 5, 2006

Polaroid One-Step

That's what you get when you take the genes of a Polok, and the genes of a one- legged Mongoloid and merge them together.

" Oh shit Earny,that freekin' Polaroid One-step is raking leaves up in the tree.
(Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!

by mavros April 29, 2006

boxed lunch

A cunt! Twat, 'jina, Hole, PussPuss

I'm going to Nancys and eat her boxed lunch @ the Y

by mavros April 26, 2006

lets go walking

A fucking brainstorm that fatassed neighbors think up while sitting around eating Entenmans & Haagen Das and drinking diet coke (as if Diet Coke will keep the poor excuse for a brain thiking that she's on a true diet)and watching Jerry Springer, all the while she's still in her Fucking pajamas @ 4:00 in the afternoon.
Now, when they finaly get out of the un-maintaned house, they start flapping thier gums, bend the forearms at the elbows at a 45 degree angle (as if she's been doinh itall her life) and off they go!
This absolutely Fucking useless and moronic idea will last anywhere from 3 days to as much as a whole week before giving it up.

Bertha: "This cake would taste so much better if I could eat it off of Steve's(head of security on Jerry show) cock.
Marge: "oooohh, I know I know, but then your weight would go 610lbs. when 595lbs. looks great.
Bertha: "hey! I know... lets go walking."
Marge: (with the look of sheer terror on her face),she says "What for"?

by mavros April 29, 2006