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chaszter

When one thinks he is penatrating a pussy, but he really has his gonzo in between her butt cheeks.
Suzie: Is it in yet?

Tom: Im already done. Was it good for you?

Suzie: Why are my butt cheeks sticking together?

Tom: Fuck! I totatlly chasztered you.
by Martinz January 27, 2008
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Chaster Blast

When you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. When it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.
I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.

Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.

Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
by G-vagas November 3, 2010
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Chastery

A beautiful, Intelligent, sophisticated, well spoken girl. Not easily reassured. Complex in many way's but extremely lovable. Confident in most but there natural beauty. Their favorite flower is the bleeding heart. They like natural earth tones. They are very affectionate and loving. When in a relationship they are very committed and dedicated. They are honest and genuine people. There classy and chic. There themselves no matter what and when it comes to peoples opinions of them they hear them out but don't take it to heart. They are emotional yet self-assured. They do not accept correction easily and have the personality of a leader. School is usually there main priority and they love being in relationships. Single bores them easily.
Chastery is not a common name. Girls with the name Chastery are hard to come by but when you do don't mess up. When they love they LOVE.
by BeautifulIndividual June 13, 2011
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Chaster

A dog who is a good pet but has a killer instinct. Very wolf like and eats any animal it can get its paws on. Besides those flaws he is a loving dog with tons of energy and will always have the heart of a kid.
"I love Chaster but sometimes he can be hard to deal with, he is always bringing dead animals into the house."
by Jhin, The Virtuoso March 21, 2018
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Chaster

Chaster is a Guardian who is very thicc and married to a handsome ventrexian who was the lord commanders second in command, Avocato. She has 4 kids (Rose, Kylo, Trico, and Estella.) Who she loves very much. Chaster is a sleepy, funny, chaotic, sexy badass with her teal and white soft fur she can handle anything. Chaster also has another side of her thats supposed to be her guardian side called Seven. Seven is a badass too with their giant claws to scratch and huge horns to go for the kill. Seven is supposed to protect chaster from any harm in her mind or around, kinda like a therapist but its the same person...
Anyway, Chaster and Avocato have been married for about 5 years now and will love each other forever and ever.
Chaster is a thicc guardian mama
by Chäsė March 27, 2021
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Chaster

#1: a man who prides himself on his jello wrestling skills and ability to consume Pepe Lopez

#2: a guy who ejaculates on his arm in the womens restroom and runs wildly through the aisles of your local walmart feeling up chicks

#3: a synonym for the word, chode

#4: the name of a delicacy in some Amazonian tribes, consisting of the foreskin of a midget, vagina discharge and the horn of a rare white rhino

#5: a young blonde fellow whos goals in life include finding himself forearm deep in a farm animal, making bagels and eating wings.
Yep, that's Chaster!
by ThattGuy June 2, 2009
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Chasterbate

Produce sexual orgasm by manual stimulation of genitals in a
deliberatly detached and non-overtly sexual manner.

Chasterbation
Chasterbatory
"I was horney as hell but the wife was having none-of-it so
I decided to surreptitiously chasterbate after I thought she
was asleep."

"It is my opinion that chasterbation and T.V. watching are
closely related activities."

"The inventor of Chasterbatory toys would make a fortune
selling them for use at sperm banks and other places where
the clinical production of fresh sperm samples is required."
by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008
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