chasterboop 

Performing the 3 major recreational activities at one time. Included: chewing tobacco, masturbating, and taking a poop.

"Dude I was so hungover yesterday I could barely even chasterboop."

chasterboop by tony scotti March 30, 2011

chatterpooping 

Talking on the phone while taking a dump.

Nicole was chatterpooping to her friend.

chatterpooping by tlabe March 18, 2008