3 definitions by Martinz

mashatato

Masturbation and potato chips.

I really feel like doing some mashatato.

by Martinz January 16, 2008

chaszter

When one thinks he is penatrating a pussy, but he really has his gonzo in between her butt cheeks.

Suzie: Is it in yet?

Tom: Im already done. Was it good for you?

Suzie: Why are my butt cheeks sticking together?

Tom: Fuck! I totatlly chasztered you.

by Martinz January 16, 2008

handshake the ben franklin

Light manipulation of the boner to ensure pleasure.

I love to handshake the ben franklin during school.

by Martinz January 16, 2008