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Black Cat Bastard
The term given to someone who continually exaggerates their own experiences in order to "beat" any quality of your own story. Often interrupting your telling to become the centre of attention
The Black Cat Bastard would respond lie so;
1. If you have a black cat, theirs is Blacker, larger and more friendly/unfriendly depending on original statement.
2. You saw a panther in the wild? My mate breads panthers for the Queen!
3. You went to Tenerife? I went to Elevenerife!!
1. If you have a black cat, theirs is Blacker, larger and more friendly/unfriendly depending on original statement.
2. You saw a panther in the wild? My mate breads panthers for the Queen!
3. You went to Tenerife? I went to Elevenerife!!
Black Cat Bastard by Runick February 3, 2015
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Marissa is a fucking cunt. Her child David is the result of a one night stand. David is a cuntbastard.
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Cross between love-rat and bastard. Term means anyone who is coniving, and who makes sure their partner is the last to know of their activities.
Non-puristically, It is used as a general insult to anyone.
Non-puristically, It is used as a general insult to anyone.
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To eat junk food by placing a similar, but slightly different, piece of junk food on top of it. The eater then proceeds to bite both in one motion, hence completing a full fatbastard.
Fatbastard by Crazy Legs February 24, 2006
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Ratbastard by mervous November 12, 2003
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