catbastard

A disparaging nickname used for naughty cats who can’t resist being cats.

Get in here, you little catbastard, it’s time for you to stop being a cat!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2021

Black Cat Bastard

The term given to someone who continually exaggerates their own experiences in order to "beat" any quality of your own story. Often interrupting your telling to become the centre of attention

The Black Cat Bastard would respond lie so;

1. If you have a black cat, theirs is Blacker, larger and more friendly/unfriendly depending on original statement.

2. You saw a panther in the wild? My mate breads panthers for the Queen!

3. You went to Tenerife? I went to Elevenerife!!

by Runick February 3, 2015

cuntbastard

A child who is born to an unwed mother who bears a striking resemblence to a cunt.

Marissa is a fucking cunt. Her child David is the result of a one night stand. David is a cuntbastard.

by Jesse LaRocque November 8, 2007

Catstard

basicly when your cat is acting like a bastard

Walter:yo man my cat scrached me again then he bit me

Josh:damn he is such a catstard

by walterwagner August 22, 2008

ratbastard

Cross between love-rat and bastard. Term means anyone who is coniving, and who makes sure their partner is the last to know of their activities.


Non-puristically, It is used as a general insult to anyone.

Get away from my truck, you goddam lil' ratbastard!

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

Fatbastard

To eat junk food by placing a similar, but slightly different, piece of junk food on top of it. The eater then proceeds to bite both in one motion, hence completing a full fatbastard.

Damn, did you see Sean fatbastard those two doughnuts? Chocolate and Vanilla frosting for the win!

by Crazy Legs February 24, 2006

Ratbastard

A commitmentphobic who carelessly or negligently mistreats daters as a direct result of said commitmentphobia. Ratbastardly actions center around lying, cheating, ending dating relationships irresponsibly.

After five months together he just stopped calling without an explanation. What a ratbastard!!

by mervous November 12, 2003