cuntbastard 

A child who is born to an unwed mother who bears a striking resemblence to a cunt.

Marissa is a fucking cunt. Her child David is the result of a one night stand. David is a cuntbastard.

cuntbastard by Jesse LaRocque November 8, 2007

cunt bastard

A fusion of 2 great insults to create an epic one. Calling someone a cunt bastard will end all arguments with you being declared the winner by default.

steve is a cunt bastard.

cunt bastard by nelch December 2, 2011

catbastard

A disparaging nickname used for naughty cats who can’t resist being cats.

Get in here, you little catbastard, it’s time for you to stop being a cat!

catbastard by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2021

cuntstard 

Somebody who is both a cunt and a bastard.

That cuntstard Roger still owes me £50.

cuntstard by Anonymous October 7, 2003

cuntstard 

1. A person who is a bastard and a cunt. Or a mixture of both.

2. Misspelt custard.

ELSIE: Any of you guys reckon that new guy at works a cuntstard?
MILLIE: Yeah, who is he?
ELSIE: My husband, oh and you're fired bitch.


FRANK: Hey did you try Lisa's cuntstard?
DEREK: That's my wife, you fuck! (Hits him.)

cuntstard by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 19, 2008

cunt bastard

when you are intoxicated, one of the best words in the English dictionary to say

When Stuart gets drunk, he loves to call everybody a cunt bastard.

cunt bastard by MstuO March 14, 2009

Cuntstard 

The gooey, custard like material that accumulates in a woman's vagina when she is exceptionally aroused.

She had a big dollop of cuntstard waiting for me.

Cuntstard by Tad Dewberries July 12, 2012