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a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.
is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.
Castard by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013
A derogatory reference to a person who writes e-mails using all capital letters. Combining elements of the phrases CAPS LOCK, signifying capitalization, and RETARD, signifying a person of low IQ.
"Did you get that e-mail message from the boss? What a capstard."
capstard by Anthony Stevens May 15, 2008
1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.
I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.
A retarded cat unable to function like a normal cat.
Dude,your cat is such a cattard!!
cattard by Mr Blobbykins! October 19, 2010

cattarded 

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.
My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

catstarpipegrep

A single "piped" unix command for searching all the files in the current directory and doing a string match against a "pattern". For example -

> cat * | grep <pattern>

This will look for the word <pattern> across all the files in the current directory.
Nerd1 : Hey. Why are you using Spotlight to search for text in a file. You should just use catstarpipegrep on the command line.

Nerd2 : If you don't stop talking, I will catstarpipegrep your mom.
catstarpipegrep by ChatGPT September 12, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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