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cartilaginous 

Having a structure of cartilage. Learned this in 4th AND last week in 6th grade people!

Sharks have no bone, just cartilage.
Did you know sharks are cartilaginous fish?
cartilaginous by Nerdy6thGrader September 11, 2013
A wetland plant that looks like a wiener. The cattail comes from the genus typha. A cattail has a brown, fuzzy flower and erect green leaves.
My cousin picked a cattail from the pond and told me that it was a hairy hotdog
Cattail by Diamond.gal33 December 28, 2018

Cattail Fluff 

When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.
Sorry I’m late for work.

This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.

I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.

Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
Cattail Fluff by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

cartillery 

Dropping vehicles on top of opponents in the PC game Battlefield 2 via the commander function.
"Dude, SirKillzALot just got crushed by Humvee cartillery!"
cartillery by hypnotoad May 30, 2006
Sami curtailed his trip while visiting Morocco.
curtail by Khalid Chahi January 3, 2005

Cartilage Ring 

A piercing in the upper ear. Usually by teenage girls.
John: Yo, does that girl have a cartilage ring and a belly ring]?

Jason: Ya- she is hot

John- Well you better go ask her out
Cartilage Ring by theman9998 January 18, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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