cartail 

Dumb stupid dumb bitch

Who wears purses as chains

He also has recoil on his ass
He is cool
His dick curves left

And gets bitches
He funny and outgoing
And lights up any room

“ y’all seen cartails dick? It curved left “

cartail by Jazzynchapo May 22, 2022

cartilaginous 

Having a structure of cartilage. Learned this in 4th AND last week in 6th grade people!

Sharks have no bone, just cartilage.

Did you know sharks are cartilaginous fish?

cartilaginous by Nerdy6thGrader September 11, 2013

Cattail 

A wetland plant that looks like a wiener. The cattail comes from the genus typha. A cattail has a brown, fuzzy flower and erect green leaves.

My cousin picked a cattail from the pond and told me that it was a hairy hotdog

Cattail by Diamond.gal33 December 28, 2018

Cattail Fluff 

When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.

Sorry I’m late for work.

This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.

I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.

Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.

Cattail Fluff by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

cartillery 

Dropping vehicles on top of opponents in the PC game Battlefield 2 via the commander function.

"Dude, SirKillzALot just got crushed by Humvee cartillery!"

cartillery by hypnotoad May 30, 2006

curtail

cut short or abbreviate

Sami curtailed his trip while visiting Morocco.

curtail by Khalid Chahi January 3, 2005

Cartilage Ring 

A piercing in the upper ear. Usually by teenage girls.

John: Yo, does that girl have a cartilage ring and a belly ring?

Jason: Ya- she is hot

John- Well you better go ask her out

Cartilage Ring by theman9998 January 18, 2010