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Cartad is short for "CartadTheTooadAndTadpoleWithAPoleWithATadOfCartadAndTooad". A Cartad is a mischievous annoying fussy nerd. Cartad's are usually "gifted" which makes them very very special. A Cartad's natural habitat is right beside his sibling/parents where he can annoy the hell out of them. If you ever encounter a Cartad you should stop, drop and roll on the ground. This will make it so that the Cartad will not see you since he has bad eyesight.
Person 1: "Hey, my brother's being so annoying to be today. He's been bothering me all day"
Person 2: 'Wow, such a Cartad"
Cartad by Pokemon_bro April 9, 2021
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Cartard - definition: Someone who constantly argues about cars, but in turn, doesn't actually know anything about cars. A cartard's knowledge of cars usually comes from, but not limited to: useless home video footage on YouTube, trolling the Internet for more false information, a drunken uncle or relative that believes all cars should have 8 cylinders, as he crushes a beer can on his head, that's usually covered by a rebel flag bandana. WARNING: do not engage in automobile talk with a cartard, it is an uphill battle, if you are uncertain if you are in fact dealing with a cartard, look for for these tell tail signs. 1. Drives a turd for a daily driver 2. Asks to barrow money before trying to "talk shop". 3. Brags about a car that's owned by a family member. 4. Constantly throws specs and statistics the are irrelevant. 5. Jobless with a light scent of bong resin.
Dustin: "dude, that car is a piece of shit, it needs forged pistons before I'd even piss on it."
Kory: "Dustin, what are you talking about? You don't even have a license or a job, and the only car you've owned was a terd sandwhich, go smoke another bowl you fucking cartard!"
Cartard by DanHalen August 21, 2013
What happens to you after you get kidnapped by any of the Latin America cartels.

Usually the act is filmed to be used to intimidate enemy cartels, but at the end it just end up to be a wank material for sociopathic degenerates that frequently flock to gore/shock websites.
There are 11 men with masks and one of them is holding a long machete, and they are holding another guy that has his mouth taped with duct tape. He is about to get carteld.
Carteld by ripeyoungling July 20, 2018

carnaldestism 

(a combination of the words "baptism", "carnal" and "desire" ): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires, i.e. loses their virginity.
a warning to ladies who have not had their carnaldestism yet: do not get drunk right beforehand; doing so is retargerous. you may later regret your decision
driver who should not be
he just cut me off! what a cartard!
cartard by doofusloser November 13, 2006

Castaldo 

Verb. To do that which is both unnecessary and uncalled for, for the purpose of self-amusement. Always has a victim, often oneself.
Head-butting that guy on a whim was definitely Castaldoing.
Castaldo by Bruce Thomas April 4, 2010