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Cartaglia 

Cartaglia, aka the 'Tartaglia Copypasta' is a copypasta about Tartaglia from Genshin Impact. It explains how Tartaglia (or now Cartaglia) is love, Tartaglia is life, and Tartaglia is so gender.

ex: "Cartaglia is the most gender concept in existence, every day I wake up and look forward to seeing the cartaglia, he is my bbg, my sunshine, light of my life. I have a shrine dedicated to cartaglia and every day I offer the souls of children to him. I can only aspire to be half as gender as cartaglia. If anything happened to cartaglia I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. I am cartagliasexual and proud. I am the first sage of cartaglia. I am officially coming out as transtagliagender and my gender is cartaglia, my pronouns are tar/tagalicious

send this to 10 friends within 10 minutes or you will lose all apples to keep dottore away

send back if you wanna keep ur apples"
Person one: Cartaglia is the most gender concept in existence, every day I wake up and look forward to seeing the cartaglia, he is my bbg, my sunshine, light of my life. I have a shrine dedicated to cartaglia and every day I offer the souls of children to him. I can only aspire to be half as gender as cartaglia. If anything happened to cartaglia I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. I am cartagliasexual and proud. I am the first sage of cartaglia. I am officially coming out as transtagliagender and my gender is cartaglia, my pronouns are tar/tagalicious



send this to 10 friends within 10 minutes or you will lose all apples to keep dottore away

send back if you wanna keep ur apples

Person two: Wowowowow this is my whole personality now lemme have my apples
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Tar-Tar-Tartaglia 

A Genshin Impact meme song that the English voice actor of Tartaglia (Childe) sang. It's a cover of Rasputin by Boney M.
Tar-Tar-Tartaglia👋Lover❤️of🤾Snezhnayan🌟queen🌸there🥰was🔥a🌝cat🐈that🐸really👑was✨goneee🌈

There lived a certain man in Snezhnaya long ago
He was big and strong and his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Snezhnayan chicks he was such a lovely dear.

He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kinda teacher
women would desire
Tar-Tar Tartaglia lover of Snezhnayan queen
There was a cat that really was gone.

Tar-Tar Tartaglia Snezhnaya's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
Tar-Tar-Tartaglia by 23Yuna23 April 6, 2021

Tartaglia 

Lover of Snezhnayan Queen, and Snezhnaya's greatest love machine.
Tar-Tar-Tartaglia👋Lover❤️of🤾Snezhnayan🌟queen🌸there🥰was🔥a🌝cat🐈that🐸really👑was✨goneee🌈

Tartaglia 

A hot mfing ginger thats the eleventh of the fatui harbringers from genshin impact

(whom i sadly lost 50/50 to mona but got him on the next 72 pulls :'>)
P1: That ginger from Genshin Impact is soooo hot!

P2: Yes, that's Childe, who also goes by Tartaglia.
Tartaglia by a genderfluid toaster November 14, 2021

Tartaglia 

hottest fucking ginger ever, he’s so hot and his hand 😍😍😍😍😍
A: i don’t like tartaglia
b: go fuck yourself
Tartaglia by anonymous November 21, 2021

tartaglia 

tartaglia is a hottie with a hottie body
some people call tartaglia ed sheeran, but that is simply not the case. tartaglia has foul legacy, ed sheeran does not. tartaglia also has a 9 inch dick. ed sheerandoes not.

speaking of long cooldowns, id wait for the full duration of tartaglias cooldown for him to look at me

i want tartaglia to eat me alive, or any other way he wants to use me
there are approximately 10,10,300 in the English dictionary, and not a single one of those words can define how much i love tartaglia

foul legacy, more like foul fuck me
person 1
"tartaglia is so hot, if he ripped me limb from limb and ate my family, id thank him for looking in my general direction. "

wendys worker
"ma'am, this is a wendys"
tartaglia by vixeen March 22, 2022

Tartaglia 

The most sexiest man in the entire genshinverse. /hj

He's literally PERFECT.

Even while he's fighting for his life he still somehow finds a way to looks so fine. Like oh my gosh.
“Yo have you seen the new genshin character? His name is Tartaglia.”

“Yeah he's so fine I could literally suck him dry

“For real.”

God I love this man.
Tartaglia by YOURLOCALSIMP October 17, 2022
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