Cartaglia, aka the 'Tartaglia Copypasta' is a copypasta about Tartaglia from Genshin Impact. It explains how Tartaglia (or now Cartaglia) is love, Tartaglia is life, and Tartaglia is so gender.
ex: "Cartaglia is the most gender concept in existence, every day I wake up and look forward to seeing the cartaglia, he is my bbg, my sunshine, light of my life. I have a shrine dedicated to cartaglia and every day I offer the souls of children to him. I can only aspire to be half as gender as cartaglia. If anything happened to cartaglia I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. I am cartagliasexual and proud. I am the first sage of cartaglia. I am officially coming out as transtagliagender and my gender is cartaglia, my pronouns are tar/tagalicious
send this to 10 friends within 10 minutes or you will lose all apples to keep dottore away
send back if you wanna keep ur apples"
ex: "Cartaglia is the most gender concept in existence, every day I wake up and look forward to seeing the cartaglia, he is my bbg, my sunshine, light of my life. I have a shrine dedicated to cartaglia and every day I offer the souls of children to him. I can only aspire to be half as gender as cartaglia. If anything happened to cartaglia I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. I am cartagliasexual and proud. I am the first sage of cartaglia. I am officially coming out as transtagliagender and my gender is cartaglia, my pronouns are tar/tagalicious
send this to 10 friends within 10 minutes or you will lose all apples to keep dottore away
send back if you wanna keep ur apples"
Person one: Cartaglia is the most gender concept in existence, every day I wake up and look forward to seeing the cartaglia, he is my bbg, my sunshine, light of my life. I have a shrine dedicated to cartaglia and every day I offer the souls of children to him. I can only aspire to be half as gender as cartaglia. If anything happened to cartaglia I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. I am cartagliasexual and proud. I am the first sage of cartaglia. I am officially coming out as transtagliagender and my gender is cartaglia, my pronouns are tar/tagalicious
send this to 10 friends within 10 minutes or you will lose all apples to keep dottore away
send back if you wanna keep ur apples
Person two: Wowowowow this is my whole personality now lemme have my apples
send this to 10 friends within 10 minutes or you will lose all apples to keep dottore away
send back if you wanna keep ur apples
Person two: Wowowowow this is my whole personality now lemme have my apples
by RatherSleepThanStayAwake May 1, 2023
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Tar-Tar-Tartaglia👋Lover❤️of🤾Snezhnayan🌟queen🌸there🥰was🔥a🌝cat🐈that🐸really👑was✨goneee🌈
There lived a certain man in Snezhnaya long ago
He was big and strong and his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Snezhnayan chicks he was such a lovely dear.
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kinda teacher
women would desire
Tar-Tar Tartaglia lover of Snezhnayan queen
There was a cat that really was gone.
Tar-Tar Tartaglia Snezhnaya's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
There lived a certain man in Snezhnaya long ago
He was big and strong and his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Snezhnayan chicks he was such a lovely dear.
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kinda teacher
women would desire
Tar-Tar Tartaglia lover of Snezhnayan queen
There was a cat that really was gone.
Tar-Tar Tartaglia Snezhnaya's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
by 23Yuna23 April 6, 2021
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by FuCk- Idropped my CrOsSaNt March 21, 2021
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(whom i sadly lost 50/50 to mona but got him on the next 72 pulls :'>)
(whom i sadly lost 50/50 to mona but got him on the next 72 pulls :'>)
P1: That ginger from Genshin Impact is soooo hot!
P2: Yes, that's Childe, who also goes by Tartaglia.
P2: Yes, that's Childe, who also goes by Tartaglia.
by a genderfluid toaster November 14, 2021
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some people call tartaglia ed sheeran, but that is simply not the case. tartaglia has foul legacy, ed sheeran does not. tartaglia also has a 9 inch dick. ed sheerandoes not.
speaking of long cooldowns, id wait for the full duration of tartaglias cooldown for him to look at me
i want tartaglia to eat me alive, or any other way he wants to use me
there are approximately 10,10,300 in the English dictionary, and not a single one of those words can define how much i love tartaglia
foul legacy, more like foul fuck me
some people call tartaglia ed sheeran, but that is simply not the case. tartaglia has foul legacy, ed sheeran does not. tartaglia also has a 9 inch dick. ed sheerandoes not.
speaking of long cooldowns, id wait for the full duration of tartaglias cooldown for him to look at me
i want tartaglia to eat me alive, or any other way he wants to use me
there are approximately 10,10,300 in the English dictionary, and not a single one of those words can define how much i love tartaglia
foul legacy, more like foul fuck me
person 1
"tartaglia is so hot, if he ripped me limb from limb and ate my family, id thank him for looking in my general direction. "
wendys worker
"ma'am, this is a wendys"
"tartaglia is so hot, if he ripped me limb from limb and ate my family, id thank him for looking in my general direction. "
wendys worker
"ma'am, this is a wendys"
by vixeen March 22, 2022
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He's literally PERFECT.
Even while he's fighting for his life he still somehow finds a way to looks so fine. Like oh my gosh.
He's literally PERFECT.
Even while he's fighting for his life he still somehow finds a way to looks so fine. Like oh my gosh.
“Yo have you seen the new genshin character? His name is Tartaglia.”
“Yeah he's so fine I could literally suck him dry”
“For real.”
God I love this man.
“Yeah he's so fine I could literally suck him dry”
“For real.”
God I love this man.
by YOURLOCALSIMP October 17, 2022
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