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The standard multipurpose vehicle of the U.S. Army. Typically used for troop carrying and reconnaissance. Sadly, many humvees being used in Iraq fall prey to RPG's (rocket-propelled-grenades) and get blown up. Only a handful of all the humvees in Iraq have armor.
The mighty humvee was stopped in its tracks when it was suddenly destroyed by the insurgents' RPG's.
humvee by anonymous January 13, 2005
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Mungo Man Humvee 

The male places his dick and balls inside a digjeridoo and the woman plays the other side.
Dude I only date Aussie band members. Tanya totally gave me a mungo man humvee last night.
Mungo Man Humvee by Angrytaint January 17, 2021
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1. Term used to describe an indescribable item, idea, thought, or action.
2. Also used to say or reply with in an awkward/uninteresting/unpleasant conversation when you literally have nothing else to say.
3. This word actually has no meaning whatsoever.
Mary: "I can't wait for the new Justin Bieber album to come out, like it's gonna be amazing, my life will officially be complete, omggg <3"
Carlos: "Humdeem."
Humdeem by Cahrlos November 9, 2012

Humreekin 

Another word for horrible, ginger or a small head
"Jaimie and Courtney are humreekin guys"
Humreekin by YWSR October 14, 2013
Another name for a fast shit.

Diarrhea mixed with normal turds/ hot and steamy
Dude..I drank a lot of draft beer last night..about to take me a Humbee!
My Humbee splattered all over the shitter, I'll never get those stains out!
Humbee by Xxxsmash21xxX June 5, 2016
She is such a lovely person. She is always there for you when you need a shoulder to lean on. She is talented person both in arts and studies.She is always talking about you in a good way and complimenting every single thing about you. She is a go getter and never gives up. Brown eyes,brown hair,maybe with a little blond streaks and quite tall. She is the reason of people's happiness and. She gives the best hugs in the entire world
huveena is such a great person
Everyone needs a huveena in their life
You're lucky if you're friends with huveena, she is the best
A phrase one says before taking fat dabs. Humbee was created by a huge fag named Christian u hip hahahahah. Humbee can only be said if a nigga dicks long
“ Humbee “
Humbee by Saheed Silva June 16, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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