carseated 

When you grab something (preferably a puppy) by its sides so it can't move its torso but can still fling its limbs and head around, essentially restraining its movement.

Marina carseated her puppy Kora the other day when she was trying to bite her. "What are you going to do about it now, huh?"

carseated by madam123 July 19, 2019

Carpeted Kitchen

Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.

Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?

Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?

Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy

Carpeted Kitchen by TheSlaughterer June 13, 2018

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported. by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

Corsetted appetite 

A suppressed sensation of hunger due to wearing an extremely tight corset, for the purposes of doing exactly this as well as to push up your breasts as high as possible so that they are in the line of vision of men.

"I can't eat a thing, i think I have a corsetted appetite" she said as he stared at her breasts popping out the top of her corset.

Corsetted appetite by Etak_soda September 21, 2011

do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created 

this is used in text memes and picture memes, often use when someone states something gross or random

"dick cheese"
"do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created"

do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created by ruvik August 7, 2017

I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today 

Seriously? The entire phrase has a literal meaning of its own and you just searched if it exists in the Urban Dictionary? NO WAY!

Just kidding:
The meaning is literal. Further, this phrase is commonly used when a video shows something that you TOTALLY didn't expect from the subject within that video.

*A TikTok video with a text saying "showing my gay flat mate my boobs for the first time" with the girl actually showing her boobs to him*

One person in the comments section:
"I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today."

I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today by maxweber27 October 7, 2021

I've Created a Muenster Burger 

A burger that comes with Muenster cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I've Created a Muenster Burger, it comes with muenster cheese!"

I've Created a Muenster Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018